tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34317820034209878522024-03-13T17:30:54.527-03:00Santiago Hash House HarriersYes, you've found it: the home of the Santiago Hash House Harriers, a drinking club with a running problem. Have a look around; see what you like, and hopefully come and join us for a run/walk/drink around town. Hashes take place every two weeks on Saturday afternoons, so check this space for upcoming events or look us up on Meetup.com, and come along... On-on!Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-1549114687577789752015-06-02T15:48:00.002-03:002015-06-02T15:53:49.794-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1597013930515844/" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash</span></a></b></h2>
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">WHAT: </span><b><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1597013930515844/" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Hash #176. The Lost in the Bush Hash</span></a></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">HOST: Sir Turtle Head</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">HARES: Sir Turtle Head & tbd</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Where: End of Camino La Dehesa. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and some hot-dogs.</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Extra carrying capacity, as in room in a backpack or what have you. Getting up the hill will be a cooperative effort. Each person will need to carry the equivalent of about 4lb of stuff (or, if you prefer, 4lb=2000cc=8 beers worth - a better hashing unit of weight)</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">May be a cold day, bring appropriate clothing, which should include a warm jacket, gloves, a hat and scarf.</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">WHAT: </span><b><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1435691350067264" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash</span></a></b><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">WHEN: Saturday, May 23 at Casa Marin in Camino Lo Abarca (</span><a href="http://www.casamarin.cl/" rel="nofollow nofollow" style="cursor: pointer; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">www.casamarin.cl</span></a><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">HOSTS: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">TIME: Round-trip private limo bus from Flannery’s Pub in Providencia at 11:00 (ARRIVE AT 10:45AM)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Arriving from Encomenderos 83 in Los Condes to Casa Marin around 12:30 to a beautiful world Class Winery on the Coast</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Circle starts at 1:00, so if you like to pre lube, feel free to do so</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">COST: $15.500 with transport (US$26 trough Paypal), $10.500 if you drive yourself.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Bring: pruning shears, sunblock, water, hats, your drinking face.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">WHAT YOU GET:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;"><br />- Party bus, starting at Flannery's.<br /><br />- Taus Bräus Ale during trip and at the hash.<br /><br />-A fabulous trail around the vineyard, which will lead us to where we will all be picking our special row of grapes! (Extreme Late Harvest!).<br /><br />-A lively, and imaginative Circle of Down Downs, with grape stomping and beer.<br /><br />- A special array of discounts to buy and taste these world class wines at a hash-negotiated price (well worth the price of admission alone).<br /><br />- Guaranteed SEX (either with someone else, or by yourself).<br /><br />- Safe journey back to Santiago, as the bus departs at 19:30 to go back to Flannery’s about 21:00.<br /><br />- An orgasmic array of 5 star foods with meat, seafood, and vegetarian options custom designed for us by the winery's world-class chef .<br /><br />- Empanada de pino from Lo Abarca: dough filled with a seasoned mixture of ground beef, onions, raisins, black olives and hard boiled eggs.<br /><br />- Roasted ribs: pork ribs barbecue.<br /><br />- Chilean salad: tomato, onions and coriander.<br /><br />- Mix of salads: tomatoes, avocados, corn, peas, artichokes, olives, lettuces.<br /><br />- Accompaniment: baked potatoes with olive oil and rosemary, and rice.<br /><br />- Semola con leche: semolina pudding with cinnamon and caramel sauce.<br /><br />Besides the lunch, you can drink your own beer! If people are interested in drinking the best whites from Chile, they can be purchased for $2.500 per glass.<br /><br />All this and more for the ridiculously low price of 15.500.<br /><br />If you like to drive yourself (crazy), remember the price goes down to 10.500.<br /><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">To reserve a spot p</span>lease confirm your participation to info@shhh.cl including your contact details.</span></span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;"><span style="background-color: white;">Available payment options are bank transfer, paypal or if you prefer cash we'll meet next Wednesday May 20 at 20:00 in Fiddlers Irish Bar, near metro Manuel Montt.</span><br /><br /><span style="background-color: white;">On on!...</span></span><br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05004467308341134659noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-55588675915472571642015-05-04T11:05:00.005-03:002015-05-05T19:02:10.600-03:00Hash #174 - Old and in the Way<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sir Acting Semen has made his way around the sun again. To celebrate, he is generously offering us the use of his rooftop quincho for a hash on Saturday.<br />
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What: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1743940565832814/">Hash #174 - Old and In the Way!</a><br />
When: Saturday May 9th at 1pm<br />
Where: Blanco Encalada 1771, depto 1715. Metro Toesca.<br />
Hosts: Sir Acting Semen and Mariachi Mansterbator<br />
Hares: TBD<br />
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.<br />
What to Bring:<br />
- extra food<br />
- extra libations<br />
- sunblock<br />
- water<br />
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.<br />
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Hash #175 on May 23rd will be at Viña Casa Marin. We'll take a party bus, run through the vineyard, and eat a special dinner.<br />
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Start saving your pesos now to reserve your spot on the party bus and at the hash. Price is TBD(about 25 lukas).Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-57540694186384307982015-04-20T14:19:00.001-03:002015-04-20T14:19:33.277-03:00Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Step 4: Beer!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">What: Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">When: Saturday April 25th at 1pm</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Where: Grills at Parque Mahuida</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;">Hosts: Bushy Pussy, Sleeping Beauty, and Fukimoto</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.7600002288818px;"><br />Hares: Bushy Pussy and Sleeping Beauty<br />How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.<br />Park entry fees: $500 for pedestrians, $3.500 for cars.<br />What to Bring:<br />- shoes for running off road<br />- extra food<br />- extra libations<br />- sunblock<br />- water<br />- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.<br /><br />How to get there:<br />From Metro Irarrazaval take east bound bus D02 on the bus stop that's on Calle Seminario. The same D02 bus can be taken at Metro Plaza Egaña, just cross to the east side of Américo Vespucio (northbound traffic)to the bus stop that's right in front of Plaza Egaña Mall.<br /><br />Another option is to take bus D10 from Metro Carlos Valdovinos (line 5).<br /><br />From all these buses you have to get down at the same spot which is the Av. Carlos Larrain/Alvaro Casanova bus stop(PD723).<br /><br />We will meet at the bus stop to walk to the start together, so arrive early, please. There will be a trail marked from the bus stop for late cummers.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-50191861552970689912015-04-02T20:21:00.000-03:002015-04-20T23:43:43.893-03:00Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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On Saturday April 11th, let's get together at Shits and Swallows' to talk about how terrible the Peace Corps is and try to get her to stay in Santiago with us. On the flipside, she'll ask us for some financial assistance to get there.<br />
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What: Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?<br />
When: Saturday April 11th at 2pm<br />
Where: Santo Domingo 1240<br />
Host: Shits and Swallows<br />
Hares: Bushy Pussy and Salty Nuts<br />
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.<br />
What to Bring:<br />
- extra food<br />
- extra libations<br />
- sunblock<br />
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.<br />
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How to find it: Get your directions from <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/place/Santo+Domingo+1240,+Santiago,+Regi%C3%B3n+Metropolitana+de+Santiago/@-33.4365629,-70.6547368,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x9662c5a525bac251:0xeac78522c077f7f8?hl=en" rel="nofollow">Google Maps</a>. It's downtown near metro Santa Ana.<br />
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** For the uninitiated:<br />
We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 10-15 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.<br />
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We also have a new Mismanagement Committee.<br />
Hash Geek:<br />
Fukimoto<br />
Chorus Clown<br />
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Hash Flash:<br />
NoName Ari<br />
Sleeping Beauty<br />
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Hash Trash:<br />
Sir Multiple Entry<br />
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Hash Cash / Hash Stats<br />
Sir Multiple Entry<br />
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Songmeister<br />
Spoodge Bob Stain Pants<br />
NoName Ari<br />
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ShutterUpper<br />
NoName Ari<br />
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Pecker Inspector<br />
Sir Sump Pump<br />
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Hare Raiser<br />
Spoodge Bob Stain Pants<br />
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Hasherdasher<br />
Sir Acting Semen<br />
Sir Multiple Entry<br />
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Beermeister<br />
NoName Catalina<br />
Fukimoto (we just have to buy him a new car)<br />
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Religious Adviser<br />
Sir Acting Semen<br />
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Grand Master<br />
Spoodge Bob Stain Pants</div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">On Saturday March 28 we'll be hashing at Parque Padre Hurtado once again, and having elections. This is an important Hash because at least five vacancies need to be filled, so break out your best Esprit de Corps, come on out, and help carry on our beer-soaked torch and the tradition of cheating on the trail, getting lost and then bragging about it over a beer!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> What: Hash #171 - The Annual General Piss-Up<br /> When: Saturday March 28th at 2pm<br /> Where: Avenida Francisco Bilbao 8105. <br /> How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.<br /> What to Bring:<br /> - extra food<br /> - extra libations<br /> - sunblock (it'll be 84°F, still)<br /> - veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/dir//-33.4327258,-70.5476768/@-33.432605,-70.5478001,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!4m1!3e0?hl=en" target="_blank">here</a>. It's quite accessible.<br /><br /> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">** For the uninitiated:<br />We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 10-15 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Specific positions are:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Geek</b>
- Takes care of keeping the password vault, keeping healthy web-assets,
and making sure events are announced in a coordinated manner across the
various digital venues.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Flash</b> - Take pretty pictures of people in the throes of our pagan ritual!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Trash</b> - Write some libel and slander once in a while, telling the tales of daring doo...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Cash / Hash Stats</b>
- You really need a mattress with an underside for this one, an ability
to count to several thousand, and subtract (you would be amazed...),
and the blessing of the current mismanagement committee. Keep a little
baggie with the hash cash, and do the occasional
transfer/reimbursement/scolding...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Songmeister</b> - Help pass on the lore of the Hash by teaching bad students new songs every once in a while...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>ShutterUpper</b>
- Get mad at everybody (or at least act it) during the circle, leaving
the person at the center to concentrate on the agenda rather than the
bad apples.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hasher Herder</b>
- Hasher herding is an important job on trips and away-hashes. You
would not believe how hard a simple thing like getting on a bus can be
when folks are moved by the spirit! Take attendance, keep an accurate
head-count, and report on how many hashers we're about to lose,
hopefully before the bus takes off!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Grubmeister</b>
- Wrangle food, organize food, make food appear to keep the Hashers
from drinking on empty stomachs! Pipe up & help organize coming
Hashes by figuring out what people can eat!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Pecker Inspector</b> - Ewww - it's just like it sounds, and there's this guy who seems to love the job...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hare Raiser</b>
- Gently practice your Machiavelli, helping folks in advanced stages of
largesse volunteer their yachts and summer palaces for hashing
activities.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hasherdasher</b>
- Have a ready supply of patches, t-shirts, knick-knacks, and
tchotchkes for spies and locals alike to do their in-flight shopping.
This involves driving the merchandising to a degree, and having a car,
cargo-bike, or masochistic desire to try & schlep it all in taxis or
what-have-you. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Beermeister</b>
- Without a doubt the most important job in the Hash - witness the
untouchable and legendary status of Sir Biweekly Deposit - larger than
life; <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2015/01/hash-167-back-in-black.html" target="_blank">larger than his t-shirt</a>
- you have to have a car, and some serious commitment for this one. The
Beermeister falls through & things get ugly real fast...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Religious Adviser</b>
- It's a religious position and we don't prosecute - need I say more?
Burn witches at the stake, convert infidels and give them names, spill a
little beer here & there.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Grand Master</b>
- Basically, the Grand Master does nothing, and spends a lot of time
doing it. Be the focus of idling complainers, and keep changing stuff so
it looks like nothing's changed! Think stuff up for the MMC to do, and
then do it yourself! It's a self-starter's dream-job.</span></li>
</ul>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">*For all
positions, you're expected to be a responsible adult. That means first
& foremost taking responsibility for your part. If you can't do it
because you're traveling, or too drunk - find an alternate before you
pass out. Don't hang it all on the next hasher up the ladder. That's not
proper hash behavior.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Now you, too could be one of <a href="http://bit.ly/1MzwO8u" target="_blank">the beautiful people. </a></span><br />
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-6392869624486122962015-03-13T21:45:00.000-03:002015-03-14T11:09:27.095-03:00 Mismanagement Committee Positions: 2015<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br />Saturday March 28th will be the annual general piss-up. This is the moment that will decide the fortunes of the Hash for the coming year. It's your chance to give back to the Hashing community by taking on one of the various jobs that make a Hash a Hash. The more people that volunteer, compete, vie and duel for these positions, the easier each job is - so think of how much you love driving beer around, have a look through the list, and step forward.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Stepping forward, by the way, will involve sending an email to <a href="mailto:santiagohashhouse@gmail.com" target="_blank">the Hash</a>, with the subject-line "<i>Erections</i>", stating that you would be interested in a given position. Think of it as a little test of your mettle!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Specific positions are:</span><br />
<ul style="text-align: left;">
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Geek</b> - Takes care of keeping the password vault, keeping healthy web-assets, and making sure events are announced in a coordinated manner across the various digital venues.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Flash</b> - Take pretty pictures of people in the throes of our pagan ritual!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Trash</b> - Write some libel and slander once in a while, telling the tales of daring doo...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hash Cash / Hash Stats</b> - You really need a mattress with an underside for this one, an ability to count to several thousand, and subtract (you would be amazed...), and the blessing of the current mismanagement committee. Keep a little baggie with the hash cash, and do the occasional transfer/reimbursement/scolding...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Songmeister</b> - Help pass on the lore of the Hash by teaching bad students new songs every once in a while...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>ShutterUpper</b> - Get mad at everybody (or at least act it) during the circle, leaving the person at the center to concentrate on the agenda rather than the bad apples.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hasher Herder</b> - Hasher herding is an important job on trips and away-hashes. You would not believe how hard a simple thing like getting on a bus can be when folks are moved by the spirit! Take attendance, keep an accurate head-count, and report on how many hashers we're about to lose, hopefully before the bus takes off!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Grubmeister</b> - Wrangle food, organize food, make food appear to keep the Hashers from drinking on empty stomachs! Pipe up & help organize coming Hashes by figuring out what people can eat!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Pecker Inspector</b> - Ewww - it's just like it sounds, and there's this guy who seems to love the job...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hare Raiser</b> - Gently practice your Machiavelli, helping folks in advanced stages of largesse volunteer their yachts and summer palaces for hashing activities.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Hasherdasher</b> - Have a ready supply of patches, t-shirts, knick-knacks, and tchotchkes for spies and locals alike to do their in-flight shopping. This involves driving the merchandising to a degree, and having a car, cargo-bike, or masochistic desire to try & schlep it all in taxis or what-have-you. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Beermeister</b> - Without a doubt the most important job in the Hash - witness the untouchable and legendary status of Sir Biweekly Deposit - larger than life; <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2015/01/hash-167-back-in-black.html" target="_blank">larger than his t-shirt</a> - you have to have a car, and some serious commitment for this one. The Beermeister falls through & things get ugly real fast...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Religious Adviser</b> - It's a religious position and we don't prosecute - need I say more? Burn witches at the stake, convert infidels and give them names, spill a little beer here & there.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>Grand Master</b> - Basically, the Grand Master does nothing, and spends a lot of time doing it. Be the focus of idling complainers, and keep changing stuff so it looks like nothing's changed! Think stuff up for the MMC to do, and then do it yourself! It's a self-starter's dream-job.</span></li>
</ul>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">*For all positions, you're expected to be a responsible adult. That means first & foremost taking responsibility for your part. If you can't do it because you're traveling, or too drunk - find an alternate before you pass out. Don't hang it all on the next hasher up the ladder. That's not proper hash behavior.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Don't forget: erections happen on March 28th, and incumbents statistically have the best chances, so start your mud-slinging now if you want one of these posts! Dare to dream. Now you, too could be one of <a href="http://bit.ly/1MzwO8u" target="_blank">the beautiful people. </a></span></div>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-67535200741924313452015-03-12T00:05:00.001-03:002015-04-20T23:55:13.137-03:00Hash #170 - St. Patrick's Day Hash<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">As is our tradition, we solemnly pay homage to the death of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick" target="_blank">St Patrick</a>, which happened for sure on March 17th but it's uncertain what year in the second half of the 5th century!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">But we are not a dour bunch, and St. Patrick's Day celebrations are a bit of a must, so even though it's the anniversary of his death, totally made up, and roughly 1500 years ago, we celebrate!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">OK - maybe we still don't have a pedal-powered stripper-pole, but we can always dream! The great thing about it is that it's a celebration, pure & simple & very, very green.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Yes. There will be green beer. A keg of it, to be exact, and we're celebrating at Mickey Gin's fine Irish establishment, <a href="http://www.flannerys.cl/" target="_blank">Flannery's Irish Geo-pub</a>, where karaoke stars are born!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Bring your finest, most ridiculous green attire to show your support for celebrating while running.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">What is going to happen is that we're going to go for a run, and then we're going to down a keg of green beer. Special dispensations apply on this day because it's such an important milestone in human civilization, so wear green! Hasherdashery is required as usual, but if you're green, we look the other way. It's sort of like green-screening!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">So... everybody loves a parade. We're having one of those too.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">...and Psy is going to be there:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">along with Rob Ford as Grand Marshal:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">and possibly a bit of free beer and false advertising. But there will be attempts, doubtless, at River-Dancing</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">like may or may not have happened at <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2014/04/st-patricks-day-hash.html" target="_blank">the last St Patrick's Day <strike>Parade</strike> Hash</a>, which we can't forget soon enough.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">So join us
for a trail (hared by Noname LeJyBy, to be named at this very hash!) and indulge in the most
Pythonesque après-ski in town (hosted by a real live Irish barkeep).</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">What: Hash #170: </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">When: Saturday March 14th, <b>2pm</b>. (beat-the-heat time)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Where: </span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.flannerys.cl/" target="_blank">Flannery's Irish Geo-pub</a></span>.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How Much: 6000CLP for the Hash. Yes - it's more expensive than usual, but it's a whole keg, which will be divided among all comers (and hashers are <u>all</u> comers).</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">green - green hats, green clothes, green skin, green smiles</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">cash</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">your best & most lurid stories about LeJyBy </span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>** For the uninitiated</b><br />We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow <a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html">hashing traditions</a>,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a
~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual (which may
or may not happen this time), sing some ribald songs, and finally we
relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 15-20 hashers. Come
check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.</span></div>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-78329204506946360562015-02-25T22:40:00.002-03:002015-02-26T09:17:39.454-03:00Hash #169 - We meet again, Mr Bond!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Saturday Feb, 28th: It's the last day in February 3 out of every 4 years! Once again we find ourselves at the Black Rock Pub this coming Saturday, as it went so swimmingly last time. It's the 61st anniversary of the discovery of the double-helix by Crick & Watson, too, so there's that. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nucleic_acid_double_helix" target="_blank">Here</a>'s a little primer. There will be a quiz!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Also, there's the distinct possibility that the notorious Sir Ladybug will be paying us a visit. Until recently, Sir Ladybug held the dubious distinction of being the most dedicated hasher in Santiago, alas recently surpassed by Mariachi Mansterbtor and Sir Acting Semen. We meet again, Sir Ladybug.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Join us
for a trail (hared by who-knows who!) and indulge in the most
Pythonesque après-ski in town (hosted by a real live Australian).</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">What: Hash #169: </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">When: Saturday February 28th, <b>2pm</b>. (beat-the-heat time)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Where: <a href="http://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/-33.41877/-70.60386" target="_blank">The Black Rock Pub</a>.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How Much: 5000CLP for the Hash. There <i>may</i> be a special, attractively priced Hasher's menu offered in the 3000-3500CLP range.</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">sunscreen</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">a hat</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">cash</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">tall stories about your time eating snakes in the Outback or defeating super-villains. </span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>** For the uninitiated</b><br />We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow <a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html">hashing traditions</a>,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a
~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual (which may
or may not happen this time), sing some ribald songs, and finally we
relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 8-12 hashers. Come
check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.</span></div>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-42126153219844445422015-02-12T20:58:00.000-03:002015-02-14T00:00:10.223-03:00Hash #168 - The Fish Out of Water Hash!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">This
week's hash falls on the 96th anniversary of <a href="http://transfac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/coolest-ups-delivery-person-and-truck-costume-21305770.jpg" target="_blank">those little brown devils</a>, UPS, and the 94th anniversary of <a href="http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/beaver-canadian-nickel-20585770.jpg" target="_blank">the Canadian nickel</a>! - Oh yeah - and St Valentine's Day too. There's good reason to get that <a href="http://youtu.be/LLzI1mcvIv8?t=46s" target="_blank">HIIT</a> in during the day, so you'll be in fine fettle to fraternize with the fantastic femmes fatales out at the Shamrock later, who will be lovingly ministered to behind closed doors until midnight, when the gates will open to (they hope) hordes of salivating troglodytes ready to take what comes! The classy event is called "<a href="http://grizzlygrowler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/woman-drinking-beer.jpg" target="_blank">Fish in a Barrel</a>", but watch out, dear reader, as often in cases like this, before you know it, <a href="http://amazinganimalstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Hunter-Hunted.jpg" target="_blank">the hunters become the hunted</a>...</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">This is a picture of a preacher. It seemed appropriate at this time.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">We're
celebrating this 167th Hash with a trail lovingly hared by the evil Sir Turtle Head and the amazingly tolerant Bushy Pussy.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">...Here's the deets:</span></span></span>
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<li style="border: medium none; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">What: Hash #168 - The Fish Out of Water Hash!</span></span></li>
<li style="border: medium none; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">When: Saturday, February 14th, 2015. 2:00PM</span></span></li>
<li style="border: medium none; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Where: <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/@-33.3211656,-70.5175455,3a,75y,36.89h,70.15t/data=%213m4%211e1%213m2%211sjJ28wc0Px_SciVflncMiCQ%212e0?hl=en" target="_blank">End of Camino La Dehesa</a>. </span></span></li>
<li style="border: medium none; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and a couple of hot-dogs.</span></span></li>
<li style="border: medium none; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">What to Bring: <br />- food (that doesn't need cooking, or can be boiled)<br />- extra libations (why not some <a href="https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/900/brbon_eli5.jpg" target="_blank">Elijah Craig Cask Barrel Proof</a>? - I mean' there's his picture again)<br />-
extra carrying capacity, as in room in a backpack or what have you.
Getting up the hill will be a cooperative effort. Each person will need
to carry the equivalent of about 4lb of stuff (or, if you prefer,
4lb=2000cc=8 beers worth - a better hashing unit of weight)<br />- <b><i>sunblock</i></b><br />- <b><i>water<br />- spare socks? (lots of stickers on trail)</i></b></span></span></li>
<li style="border: medium none; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How to find it: Take the C16 bus to the end of the line. We will assemble <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/@-33.3266269,-70.5189544,3a,75y,277.83h,61.2t/data=%213m4%211e1%213m2%211siI0r_AiY9aN-st6iH_yqPw%212e0?hl=en" target="_blank">at the bus stop</a>, corner of La Dehesa & Paseo Pie Andino, <b><i>at 2pm sharp</i></b>
and walk up from there carrying beers & everything. It's a 3.5km
walk from the bus stop to the site, so be prepared to haul some stuff
and bring a backpack with room for a six-pack or two, please. <b><i>We're counting on you, hashers!</i></b></span></span></li>
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<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">We go to the site here:</span></span></span>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Here we can see the evil Sir Turtle Head in his natural habitat...</span></span></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">…circle
up, and start our trail, ending up right here once again. It's about 4k
for the wankers and 8k for the runners. It's a beautiful, pastoral
trail:</span></span></span>
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<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span> <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">The route goes roughly like this:</span></span></span>
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<li><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">We meet at the bus-stop, and walk up to the trail head all together</span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Circle up, introductions, and we're off...</span></span></span><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">, going 4km to our hashing site.</span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">You can run, or you can carry stuff.</span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">The real circle then happens.</span></span></span></li>
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<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">There's details </span><a href="http://www.meetup.com/Santiago-Hash-House-Harriers/events/220490963/" target="_blank">on Meetup</a><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">, if you need to direct folks there, but they point right back here.</span></span>
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<span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Please
remember it's imperative to be on time. The trailhead has many possible
paths, so finding the right one requires a little experience, and the
walk up is a freaking mountain-bike freeway, so all markings are liable
to get erased. Luckily, amateur sherpa Sir Turtle Head will be there to
guide us. </span><br /><br style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;" /><i style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><b>**</b></i><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"> </span><b style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">For the uninitiated:</b><br style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow </span><a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none;">hashing traditions</a><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a
~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some
ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">. This time we're expecting 10-20 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.</span></span></span></div>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-76968183129780282672015-01-31T10:44:00.002-03:002015-02-16T13:44:44.193-03:00It's All About Community<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The first time I hashed was quite an eye-opener. After finding out about it while looking for activities to expand my horizons abroad, where cultural norms can sometimes feel a little stifling owing to the expectations I brought from the homeland, I suddenly found myself surrounded by people who shared many values that were often met with a frustratingly deadpan incomprehension by locals.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> In a beautiful vineyard, after a very fun trail, a charmingly shitfaced RA grimaced the other way as he sprayed some insecticide into a cloud of bees hovering over a barrel of grapes we would soon be stomping, while he boomed some tripe about virgins having to pay their dues. I was sold.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The most amazing thing about that experience for me was the trust and camaraderie that permeated the event. No one needed to keep an eye out worrying about when someone would run off with their back-pack. Topics of conversation ranged from the mundane to the edgy with a fluid comfort that I had not seen in a while. Old hands exchanged an easy banter while making an effort to be inclusive of visitors and new arrivals. It just felt like community.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">There's no question that hashing is not for everyone. The encouraged silliness can easily grate on people, and there is a carefully orchestrated level of dropping inhibitions through drinking, song, silliness, and shared experience, that helps hashers open up, while it can definitely be off-putting to those who depend on a level of straight-laced propriety to feel safe.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">In the interest of keeping our kennel thriving, we just ran a survey of the SHHH membership to see what it is about hashing that people really like, and how we can improve our events programming. Admittedly, ours is a small kennel; six of the twelve jobs that make a hash run are done by a single person at this point, so the ability to organize anything with a level of complexity is limited, but we try. The survey was also run during the lowest part of the season, when many local hashers are away, so that may introduce some bias, as it collected answers from a very small sample of mostly die-hard hashers. The results are interesting, though. It seems I am not alone in what I value.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Without further preamble ramble, here's how hashers responded:</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">After all is said and done, a week before a hash, about 1/3 of the people who know about the hash plan on attending. Keeping in mind the number of people reached who are geographically dispersed at this point in the season, this number indicates a very committed bunch. Once people become hashers, it would seem, they make time for the hash, leaving their loved ones to worry what sort of cult this is they have joined. "Have you heard the one about the Jonestown Massacre? No? - Nevermind: the punch line is too long"...</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Word of mouth, our Facebook group, and direct mail seem to carry the day, hinting at the antediluvian demographic skew of our regular membership. Of course, keep in mind that Facebook and direct mail were the two ways the poll was announced...</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">By a margin of nearly two to one, friendship and camaraderie carry the day as the reasons people say they like to hash. Of course again that could be blamed on the fact that so many of the respondents are stranded in this exotic metropolis so far away from their loved ones, but that is a very significant part of hasher culture. If we add Expat Culture and Mingling into the equation, most people who come to the hash are not there to hash as such. Thank God for the small cadre of stalwarts who preserve the tradition that makes the gathering what it is, no?</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">What our dedicated respondents seem to be saying is pretty clear: the hash is, overwhelmingly, a social event abut enjoying some time with like-minded people. Inclusiveness and variety in the activities seem to be valued as well. Beer and the trail, along with the circle, are more polarizing, but, of course, they are the very heart of the Hash. Good: proper hash behavior.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Such a nice, tranquil
courtyard at <a href="http://theblackrockpub.com/" target="_blank">The Black Rock</a>, suitable for the opening scenes of a Parisian thriller, where
everyone is just enjoying the sun with cosmopolitan smugness, oblivious
to the tempest about to unfold!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Usually,
people forgo telling you to keep calm unless there's something going on
that fully merits blowing a gasket. Here, Sir Turtle-Head, wearing
a 'Keep Calm' shirt, is practicing his new gesture. He's learning to say 'hello' in Swiss German. This quickly spiraled out of control, and led to some misunderstandings, a broken heart,
and a small pregnancy scare. In the end, it all turned out just
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Most hashers mingle oblivious to the treachery underfoot while our intrepid Hash Flash, Maxipad (with <i>Wings</i>) - locates the first hidden camera.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> But it would seem there's not that much to worry about: the spy running
the video-surveillance operation is clearly starting to feel the effects
of the mirth, as we can see from the deteriorating focus. Here, Eat my
Whalie is once again defending her position that baby whales are the
tastiest meat and should be enjoyed in that capacity at every available
opportunity, preferably eaten alive, like oysters.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> These guys showed up with an attitude, but once they got into the swing of things, they were as much fun as anyone else. They couldn't help it. They tried to look menacing, but Dick So Soft lost his focus when he noticed Multiple Entry's untied shoelace.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Oh, it's on, motherfuckers! Maxipad(with <i>Wings</i>) has found yet another spy-camera, and now he's on the trail. He won't rest until he gets to the bottom of this! Notice Lame Judy Stank looking a little guilty and clutching a second beer in her wanking hand as the intrusion is discovered. The guys in sunglasses are trying to blend in and get close, seconds before the arrest. This may be a clue.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">As we prepared for the circle, Dick So Soft demonstrated the strength of his Jedi powers by drinking and getting refills with his eyes closed. His new theory was that if you don't see the beer, it can't make you drunk. Shits & Swallows is scouting for another girl to complete the picture with that cup. Vini V.D. is intrigued and thinks he might be a lesbian, while Eat My Whalie, from a long tradition of pagan rituals, bows down to the unfolding bacchanal and is sure that if she'd only made it through book 4 of Knausgård, she would have been better prepared for what's developing here. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">You may remember that at the <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2014/12/hash-164-christmas-beach-hash.html" target="_blank">Christmas Beach Hash</a> Bi-weekly Deposit suffered a serious injury in the line of duty, run-over by no less than a cart laden with the very fuel of the Hash, brew.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Well, <a href="http://cdn.tradyouth.org/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_mxbrsepkqP1r6m3eno1_500.jpg" target="_blank">Service Guarantees Citizenship</a>! Congratulations, Sir Bi-weekly Deposit! In a poignant but comfortably brief ceremony, Spoodgebob Stainpants conferred the title of Knight of the Hash on Bi-weekly Deposit for either valor or clumsiness in the line of duty - we're never sure about this nuance in the hash - by inducting him into the Order of the Purple Shart.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Some time passed, some brew flowed, and the next thing you know it's turning into the Back in Blackout Hash... All in good fun & among friends; no harm, no foul. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Here we have Likk'Em, our spy from Switzerland, living up to his name. NoName Cicilia tries to join in as Maxipad (with <i>Wings</i>) protects her virtue at the last moment!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Noname Daniel is pretty damned proud that he finally managed to get his sunglasses to stay in his shirt like that. After practicing for a while and finally getting it down, Sir Turtle head demonstrates how to say 'hello' in Swiss German, as taught to him earlier by Likk'em. Maxipad(with <i>Wings</i>) is just making sure everything is under control.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Spoodgebob Stainpants is looking a little peeked after performing that intense ceremony bestowing the Purple Shart on Sir Bi-weekly Deposit, but he's playing it cool. He knows that if Sleeping Beauty, Maxipad(with <i>Wings</i>), or especially Eat my Whalie smell blood in the water, it could all be over in mere seconds.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">On the left, Mark and MariCarmen, two of our virgins, are holding up really well and starting to see the humor in this, while Strip, Minor!, Multiple Entry, Maxipad(with <i>Wings</i>), and No Cuntry for Old Men are mostly confused about whether to do a duckface (seriously <i>or</i> ironically), smile, or look 'bad-ass' for the picture. Takes all kinds...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">All in all, it was a fine hash. We made some new friends, had some great conversations, and learned a few things along the way. Sir Turtle-Head learned to wave hello in Swiss, and Bi-weekly Deposit became Sir Bi-weekly Deposit.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Thanks again to everyone who helped pull this off! Maxipad(with <i>Wings</i>) really put the elbow-grease back into Hash-Flashing (and took some great pictures, too). Bushy Pussy poured piss again. A saint. Lame Judy Stank, but she laid a great trail and told a wonderful story about discovering lighters in the strangest places. <a href="http://theblackrockpub.com/" target="_blank">The Black Rock</a> was perfect. Shane and Sol were kind enough to make us a great menu of gas-grilled organic South American free-range mountain chicken with fair-trade domesticated Thai Jasmine rice imported via reed-rafts, and a garden-fresh salad of autochthonous berries on a bed of wild greens, in addition to pouring a great deal of delicious Stella and putting up with our slurred off-key shenanigans for many hours. It didn't even seem to bother them, or Hugo, in the least!</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">When: Saturday January 31st, <b>2pm</b>. (beat-the-heat time)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Where: <a href="http://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/-33.41877/-70.60386" target="_blank">The Black Rock Pub</a>.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How Much: 5000CLP for the Hash. There <i>may</i> be a special, attractively priced Hasher's menu offered in the 3000-3500CLP range.</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">sunscreen</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">tall stories about your time eating snakes in the Outback. </span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>** For the uninitiated</b><br />We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow <a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html">hashing traditions</a>,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a
~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual (which may
or may not happen this time), sing some ribald songs, and finally we
relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 8-12 hashers. Come
check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks on Valentine's Day.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">There's no denying that, as science teaches us, alcohol is a solution. A small but dedicated group of hashers met up at the gate on Saturday, but the gate was not the entrance. After acting like it was an issue for a few minutes, the brave group decided that the full uphill 100m walk from the main entrance to the Bierfest entrance was pretty much the same as a 7k run, so that's what we did.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">At the gate we gladly ponied up 6,500 CLP for the privilege of entering the premises to spend money on beer. Which we did. In copious amounts. But the strange and unusual part about this is that, in <i>that</i> crowd, we, the hashers, were the moderates, the teetotalers, as it were, because these people were here to slake a neverending thirst.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Selfe-sticks were, of course, the faddish item of the day, and people were wielding them with varying degrees of half-mind pride and skill.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> It wasn't long before the spirit of comradeship wafted over the lot like a San Francisco summer fog, and everyone was getting in on the selfie action, stick or no.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> In short order, hashers started acting all lovey-dubby, and cooing sweet nothings at each other, while, of course, sucking down beers faster than a '50s Cadillac pulling a trailer up a mountain.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Some hashers even seemed alarmed. There's no telling whether it was because there was not enough beer, or too much. Others took it all more in stride...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> Pretty soon, things were getting awesome, or so it seemed. Beer may have had something to do with it, but everyone clearly thought the bass player was all-right.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Revelers with very small green hats jumped up and started dancing... </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> ...seems everyone had had a couple by now.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> ..and that musician was even getting his hair to do the rock 'n roll swing</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> "I love you, buddy"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> ...flying chairs - a sure sign of excessive consumption</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> ...and people in big-ass sombreros cracking up at the flying chairs floating past.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> We even saw a selfie-stick accident or two. Those things can seem unwieldy after a few.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> but it was all taken in the proper spirit, as a joke and nothing more.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Final analysis: it was fun attending a promotional event to sample several craft beers simultaneously. As can be expected, edginess in a conformist culture amounts to copying that and not this, and the beers on offer reflected this instinct to comply. There were reds, pale ales, and stouts without a great deal of variation among them. There was a good deal of raspberry. Not a lambic in sight. Basically, most beers there were pretty good, with some mild stand-outs and some relatively lackluster ones in the mix, but, in the main, it was mostly down to how nice, informed, and earnest the people at each booth were, and everyone was in a surprisingly good mood, so there's not much to complain about on that front. </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Probably the most radical offering was Cervecería Kaf's Jalapeño amber ale. The ale was relatively young though nicely carbonated, with a sweet creaminess to the malt aroma from the head, and a lightly starchy mouth-feel and distinctive flavor of real hops, complimented very nicely by the tinny acidity, light spiciness, and the signature taste of the infused jalapeño. I tried it mostly for novelty, and came away impressed with the mature balance of flavors and richness of the brew. </span></span></span>Nevertheless, I will not be derailed from curmudgeonly critiques. I</span>t's official; craft beer is a mainstream market. The road ever-so-slightly-less-traveled, as it were. Hell, the number of people sporting Trilbys the call Fedoras attested to that.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">It was not, however, a hash, and it did not escape our notice that NoName Valentina got herself out of a naming through sheer cunning. Now, she's a leaver, claiming she shall return in two hashes' time. We shall see, and we shall act accordingly.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">January 17th. Seems everyone has left town and it's just us here. Thank goodness for the <a href="http://www.bierfest-santiago.cl/">Santiago Bierfest at Parque Padre Hurtado</a>. That's where we're going on this Martin Luther King birthday, to sample the country's finest beers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">This will be a self-funded hash, meaning that we will meet-up outside the park at 2pm, go for a run/walk, and then go check out the artisanal beer offerings and complimentary food fare inside.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The hash will be free, since we're not buying your beer, but admission to the event is $6750 <a href="http://www.ticketek.cl/tktfunciones.aspx?evento=BIERFEST+SANTIAGO+-+FERIA+CERVECERA+-+GASTRONOMICA">prepay</a> (<i>*See below for details.</i>) or $6500 at the door. Beer cost is on top of that.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.strava.com/routes/1336695">Here's the 6k runners' route on Strava</a> to keep things simple. This time the trail will not be marked, so please check it out here, and if you're not a phone user, print it out or follow those who are.. :)</span></div>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">What: Hash #166: </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">When: Saturday January 17th, <b>2pm</b>. (beat-the-heat time)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Where: <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/dir/-33.4299428,-70.5477704//@-33.4299157,-70.5473468,17z/data=!4m2!4m1!3e0?hl=en">Parque Padre Hurtado</a>.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How Much: free to hash, $6750 <a href="http://www.ticketek.cl/tktfunciones.aspx?evento=BIERFEST+SANTIAGO+-+FERIA+CERVECERA+-+GASTRONOMICA">prepay</a> or $6500 at the door for entrance to the bierfest. Count on 2000-3000CLP per beer, at ~500cc apiece, and anywhere from 2000-5000CLP for various foods.<i><br />*Keep in mind that the ticketing website is slimy as hell: "$5000" is their advertised ticket price, but after "service charge" and "ticket delivery charge" (at the door), it comes to $13000 for two tickets if you pick them up in Providencia, or 13500 if you pick them up at the door, so $6750 per person...</i><i> You be the judge.<br />**When
you land on that page, the site "recommends Internet Explorer, or Firefox, but NOT Chrome" regardless of what you're using... It's just shitty '80s programming with no concept of Q/A. Ignore the message and
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">sunscreen</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><b>** For the uninitiated</b><br />We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow <a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html">hashing traditions</a>, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual (which may or may not happen this time), sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 8-12 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks at the Black Rock.<br /><br /><b><br />**For those who have never been to this location</b> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Parque Padre Hurtado, known to locals alternately by its former name, "Parque Intercomunal de La Reina" is located roughly <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/dir/-33.4299428,-70.5477704//@-33.4299157,-70.5473468,17z/data=!4m2!4m1!3e0?hl=en">here</a>, around Francisco Bilbao 8001. It is serviced by the 225, C05, and D11 buses from Tomas Moro (near Metro Los Domonicos). I believe the 225 bus goes there directly from the Metro stop.<br />Be warned that, of course, the entrance is not at the official address (8105), but on the south side of Bilbao near the corner of Duqueco.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">We will be meeting up outside the front gate at 2pm, going for a run/walk, and then enjoying the festivities inside the park. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">You can PM hosts on Facebook or Meetup to get phone numbers so you can call us once there if you have a hard time locating us, but we generally look like this:</span></div>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-28340511626613521302015-01-02T10:39:00.000-03:002015-02-16T13:34:33.570-03:00Hash #165 - The Hangover Hush<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">A small, friendly hash, 165 saw the return of Sewage & Sir Sump Pump to Santiago, as well as a couple of new faces. The excellent trail, laid by the challenging, yet paternal Multiple Entry and gentle No Cuntry, was, as you can see, not the most grueling. Still, it was a very hot day, and even though the run started near 6pm, the temperatures were over 90, making some hashers quite cranky. Nothing a few cold beers later on would not fix. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">A very considerate circle ensued, that saw the introduction of no less than three virgins to the Hash, and two namings! Owing to a lapse in memory, No-name Gonzalo returned for his fifth hash, so we rewarded him by trying to make cake on his head and christening him <i>One-Eyed Monster</i>!. No-name Linni, on the other hand, might have known better. Not one easily frightened by such displays, she charged in and took it like a man. Welcome as well, <i>Eat My Wahlie</i>!</span></span></div>
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3rd. So quiet. So much regret so early in the year. Regaining your
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intimate little affair in a small Vitacura pied-à-terre. A run. Yes, of
course. And beer, and pizza. And a very small celebration - so much to
celebrate, as always, what with the arrest of Joane of Arc on Jan 3rd
1431, the excommunication of Martin Luther on this day in 1531, the
naming of San Francisco, CA in 1847, the excommunication of Cuba in
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Still, 3 days into the year, gentle reader, you may be feeling that you regret everything: </span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">When: Saturday January 3rd, 5pm.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Where: Paseo Lo Matta 1311 #303. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">How Much: $4.000 and the secret password gets you in, gets you beer and pizza.</span></li>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-89750108060295904172014-12-08T00:00:00.002-03:002014-12-24T19:37:01.642-03:00Hash #164 - The Christmas Beach Hash!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> It started out a dull grey day. You couldn't even see the top of this monument to the distance between capital and the street. How symbolic... A little miffed at Stainpants, the RA, for letting us down with the weather, we made it to Flannery's, where our luxury transport awaited it's precious cargo to set out on our adventure to El Quisco!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">This time, as is traditional for away hashes where our Beermeister is unable to join us, Bi-weekly Deposit, in an act of selflessness and dedication to the hash, went shopping for beer and brought it to us. A dozen Hashers in charge of all the beer for the day. Well, as they say: good stories begin with bad decisions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Here's Biweekly Deposit's mangled foot. He sacrifices for us in ways we cannot understand... Seriously, though, that's more blood than I've seen at a hash for months. Makes me cringe to just think how that must have felt. The cart, brimming with beers and weighing in around 150lbs, ran over Biweekly's foot - our very beer did this to him. Can't wait for him to get back to the hash. We'll have to give him a down-down, and the entire group may need another one to show our respect for Biweekly's incredible sacrifice.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> 14 of us underway a quarter past noon, thanks in no small part to Shits & Swallow's incredible reading skills (More on that later, as she received a new distinction for keeping the bus waiting an extra 30m: Tit of the Week! - Well done, Shits & Swallows!) we didn't manage to shove off until 45m after our appointed departure time. No matter. As you can see, everyone was quite studious, learning new curse words and combinations of puerile references to genitalia combined with the soothing melodies of Christmas carols. You can already see a couple of party animals in the back of the choir starting to loosen up...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> OK. Here's where the Ecstasy clearly starts kicking in. See all those smiles? Strip, Minor! has taken to using a beer can as a microphone. It's getting serious.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> ...aaand it's a pee stop. Kindly bus driver told the group to just go on the side of the building, only the building turns out to be filled with official-looking folks in transit uniforms all facing west, towards the group outside.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Wankers found the beer-stop first, on account of a bunch of California girls bailing on the runner's trail to follow their girlish desires and swim out to a banana boat that they could straddle grinning in the swelling seas... Anyway, this guy in the strange Santa hat showed up out of nowhere - claimed he was with the Hash. Seemed harmelss enough, so we let him stay & beered him in a manner befitting a Hash.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Making friends with the group. Those hats are infectious!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Yup - we're at the beach with a growing number in our party donning light-up Christmas hats!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> And for good measure, here's a bumble-bee perching on the local flora,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> and a rock covered in bird-poop. It's what gives the mollusks that delicious flavor.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Lovely view.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Starting to feel like home - this is proper San Francisco summer weather.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> and another of those pesky hats...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Then there was a circle, and it went on & on. It was even a little out of control for a bit that culminated in a re-naming! As you can see, gentle reader, the circled-out hasher can be an indoor pet. Everyone on their best behavior for Secret Santa!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Except for our host! Is there something in that bonnet? Ever the showman, Sir Sump Pump imposes order on the proceedings. Unfortunately, he was not able to hang on to the box of chocolates, because it was like life... </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> As seen from the outside: Hashers enjoying their pagan rituals!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">And some serious photography happening.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> A Barbie Doctor set! And they say Santa does not read people's letters.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">And last, but not least, here's Mariachi Mansterbator with her slinky and the newly christened <i>Lame Judy Skank</i>! She took a big chance and ended up with something not nearly as terrible as she might have!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">As usual, Sir Sump Pump's chili was delicious, and the trail laid by Sewage and Finger in the Dyke was shit! Well done, and thanks for the memories! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It's time for a Road Trip! - The world-famous SHHH Christmas Beach Hash is happening on December 20 at Sir Sump Pump and Sewage's palatial dog sanatorium, <a href="https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.376015,-71.692534,3a,75y,262.79h,72.9t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sBwM7JZh9fq9nMo-x9mbpTw!2e0?hl=en">Casa Once Perros Locos</a>. Bus leaves from <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/place/Flannery%27s+Irish+Geo+Pub/@-33.417154,-70.601693,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x9662cf6a6e38b7bb:0xddd3bcece815c289?hl=en">Flannery's</a> at 11:30am sharp! Sign up early for best seats.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It's a confusing time for folks from the Northern Hemisphere here in the southern cone, where Christmas falls right smack in the middle of summer, and the mixed metaphors get really confused, with turning leaf decorations and fake snow mixed right up with bikinis and beaches and sweltering heat and bikinis...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">To overcome the culture shock and just be happy, at this time tradition dictates and our gracious hosts host.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />...with proper Hash-y gifts:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">...and maybe even "just what I've always wanted" type gifts:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">..but it's hard to say what will happen, because our Santa is a bit of a lush</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">and so Secret Santa gifts should be as inappropriate as possible, while keeping to the 2000CLP limit, of course. No matter. It's a great time. Here's what to expect:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Pre-pay 15000CLP (or 7000CLP if you're driving yourself) to Multiple Entry (details on Facebook, by mail, or PM on Meetup) <b>ASAP</b></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b></b>. (Seriously - no pre-pay, no food or bus-ride...)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Go find a very silly Christmas Gift, costing no more than $2000 (yep, it's a challenge) </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">On Saturday, Dec 20th, meet at 11am outside <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/place/Flannery%27s+Irish+Geo+Pub/@-33.417154,-70.601693,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x9662cf6a6e38b7bb:0xddd3bcece815c289?hl=en">Flannery's</a>. The bus actually rolls out at 11:30, so don't be late! No refunds for missed bus.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bring snacks, side-dishes, additional libations of your choosing, and anything non-alcoholic that you may need, as well as running clothes and a warm layer for evening... and sun-screen! How could I forget sun-screen. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bus leaves at 11:30 sharp, arriving at <a href="https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.376015,-71.692534,3a,75y,262.79h,72.9t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sBwM7JZh9fq9nMo-x9mbpTw!2e0?hl=en">Casa Once Perros Locos</a> around 2pm.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We run, we circle, we exchange clever gifts, drink beer, eat, possibly even dance a little, and then we get back on the bus and ride back to Flannery's leaving at 9pm and arriving ~11:30 - perfect time for a beer!</span></li>
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sewage (Our visiting Papuan GM) & <i>Sir</i> Sump Pump</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Saturday December 20th 2014 Bus leaves from Flannery's promptly at 11:30. (Actual time, <i>not</i> Latin time)</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.376015,-71.692534,3a,75y,262.79h,72.9t/data=%213m4%211e1%213m2%211sBwM7JZh9fq9nMo-x9mbpTw%212e0?hl=en" target="_blank">Casa Once Perros Locos, El Quisco</a></span></td>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A warm layer for later & the ride back </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Footware that can handle some mildly rugged terrain and damp cool</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A snack to share, and drink for the after-party. Esp. if you want non-alcoholic drinks, bring them.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A little cash for sundries en-route </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hasherdashery to show your colors, white socks (it's a rule..)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A bathing suit & a towel if you're going in the water</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A wrapped Christmas present <= 2000CLP. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">500CLP per person to tip the bus driver at the end of the night (trust us - it's a wise investment)</span></li>
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<td style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Great Canadian-style Chili made with real kidney-beans. Sir Sump Pump will be cooking for us, so bring snacks/drinks.</span></td>
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<td style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">$15000 including entertaining luxury transport from Flannery's (or $7000 if you're driving yourself). Payment details on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/Santiagoh3/" target="_blank">Facebook</a> (you must be a member of the group to access) or request the info. on Meetup. Remember,<i><b> </b></i><b><i> pay ASAP</i></b> to get a seat on the bus.</span></td>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you're planning on making a long week-end out of it, for example if you're driving & have the good fortune to stay the night nearby rather than drive back that evening, here is a list of potential accommodations scouted out by Sir Sump Pump and his friendly dog-pack:</span><br />
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-24763177444787858142014-12-03T20:41:00.000-03:002015-02-16T13:35:28.465-03:00Hash #163 - Once in a Brew Moon...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">By all accounts (mostly just this one so far...) it was a lovely Hash. Although we were expecting only 10 to 15 hashers, the ranks swelled to 24 as the hour arrived! We circled outside the front door to get the ball rolling, and did our traditional Father Abraham warmup. Spoodgebob Stainpants, our Religious Adviser, was just back from a tour of Asia and the Sub-continent where he apparently was attacked by hostiles that gnawed his kneecaps off, because he was on crutches, tranqued-out, and failed miserably at the leg part of the warmup.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It looked like he didn't even try, and as the alcohol mixed with the tranqs a bit later, Stainpants slipped into a powerful new reality, kissed the girls, sang some songs, and made fun of televangelists by casting off his crutches and doing a little dance. Chances are he has no memory of all this acting out, so if you see him, mum's the word!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So our gracious host No-name Lorena and Spank My Schnitzel briefly explained the trail, which meandered beautifully around Barrio Brasil, and we were off and running, and walking, and hobbling like a horde from a Jodorowski movie... As your Grand Master it is my responsibility to be kind to those less fortunate, so I just walked the ailing Stainpants straight to the beer-stop, where we warmed up the seating and alerted the locals to the impending arrival of our little posse while being very very quiet about the soccer game in progress. Chilenos take their soccer fairly seriously, so any innocent off-hand remark indicating a lack of clear preference for the team favored at the bar could easily have resulted in scuffles, or worse.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The beer-stop was brilliant, with delicious amber craft beer flowing freely along with a pitcher of amber ale to cleanse the palate, and the temperature a placid 76. Good work, hares! This is in no small part why such a well-rounded and low score was administered for your efforts. One of those perfect early summer afternoons. Of course we were outside, and that carries some risks. Here we can see that NoName JyBy, on the far right of the photograph, has been victimized by a street urchin that took his beer and put a clown-nose on him for good measure. Note his hand, still holding the now-missing beer. After the beer stop it all gets a little fuzzy...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We made our way back to our labyrinthine locale, where finding the quincho quickly became an entertaining exercise in reconnoitering, as there were three buildings, two elevator rides, and a third-floor courtyard in between, all thrown in for good measure between the front door and our beloved brew.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Once in position, we circled up and introduced the virgins. Welcome, Cheryl, Daniel, Joanne, Mariangles, Nerio, and Shari! With so many virgins and a full moon, it's a wonder we weren't overrun by vampires! Nice to see Aussies & Venezolanos back in the fold, too!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In any case, we immediately set Fuck Off! to the task of joining in every down-down. You see, gentle readers, Fuck Off! is leaving us, and this is the gentler side of the punishments a hash must properly administer to those who dare leave the fold. Fuck Off is fucking off to Milan, Italy, where she's been promised an undergrment modeling contract by these guys who must be very rich because they wore lots of heavy gold jewelry. Seriously: safe travels and enjoy the scenery. No Cuntry for Old Men's 30th anniversaroid came up, as well as many, many sins from the trail, where it appears virtually every hasher failed the physical trial! (Buck up people. These are going to get tougher before they get easier again!) and so, many down-downs were decreed by Stainpants and administered by our gracious piss-pourer, No Cuntry.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Once the circle was fucked Shits & Swallows took an early leave to prepare for her performance (yes - she's that kind of girl), and the rest of us got around to eating some Choripan. The pot-luck pickings were quite thin, but I blame myself for not being more emphatic about the collaborative nature of the hash. Just so there's no doubt: bring stuff to share at the Hash - this means you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It's always a good idea and makes for a much more entertaining on-after. Canapes and side-dishes are always welcome, and additional grill items are always appreciated and make Hashers and dogs like you better.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So we close it up once more for two weeks until Hash 164 - <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2014/12/hash-164-christmas-beach-hash.html">The Christmas Beach Hash</a>! See you there.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">On on! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">==========================Original Announcement======================</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">December 6 - so many things to celebrate, so few brews... For starters, it's a full moon, and our first bonified starting-after-the-worst-heat-of-the-day, 5pm hash! Then, there's Finland declaring its independence from Russia in 1917, and Joseph Rainey (SC) becoming the very first black Congressman in 1870, 5 years to the day after the ratification of the 13th amendment, Pablo Neruda marrying someone in Batavia on the same day in 1930... yadda yadda. You would think Dec 6 fell on a full moon all those years. But then there was the Free Concert at Altamont in 1969, which basically looked like a Hash, but with 300,000 people...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well... you know how the East Bay can be. Anyway, it was such a mess that the Dead, who basically organized the thing, didn't even bother to show up. 4 people died at that concert, and another 4 were born. - OK - maybe it was a little more disorganized than a Hash....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Celebrating the 45th anniversary of the Altamont Free Concert, which featured <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santana_%28band%29" title="Santana (band)">Santana</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flying_Burrito_Brothers" title="The Flying Burrito Brothers">The Flying Burrito Brothers</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Airplane" title="Jefferson Airplane">Jefferson Airplane</a>, and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crosby,_Stills,_Nash_%26_Young" title="Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young">Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young</a>, and the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rolling_Stones">Rolling Stones</a>! (Unfortunately, the ones among those still living did not answer our invitation to the hash)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Come out for a run, possibly a craft-brewed beer-stop, courtesy of our host, No-name Lorena, and our hares, No-name Lorena and Spank My Schnitzel, and a little beer & choripan afterwards...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">Where: </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><a href="https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hu%C3%A9rfanos+1490,+Santiago,+Regi%C3%B3n+Metropolitana,+Chile/@-33.440309,-70.6576878,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x9662c5af5e1b1bfd:0xfc0b9983c946910f">Huérfanos 1490</a>. </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">How
Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan, plus a special surprise!</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">What
to Bring: <br />- extra food (cocktail food, food for vegetarians, anything that strikes your fancy)<br />- extra libations (particularly if you're of the non-alcoholic persuasion: "</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">We don't judge."</span></span>)</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">How
to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><a href="https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hu%C3%A9rfanos+1490,+Santiago,+Regi%C3%B3n+Metropolitana,+Chile/@-33.440309,-70.6576878,17z/data=%213m1%214b1%214m2%213m1%211s0x9662c5af5e1b1bfd:0xfc0b9983c946910f">here</a></span></span></span>.
It's quite accessible.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">There's
details <a href="http://www.meetup.com/Santiago-Hash-House-Harriers/events/219053315/">on Meetup</a>,
if you need to direct folks there..</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><br /></span><i><b><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">**</span></b></i><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"> </span><b><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">For
the uninitiated:</span></b><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><br /></span><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">We
are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little
de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow </span><a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html"><span style="text-decoration: none;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">hashing
traditions</span></span></a><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start
with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual,
sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This
time we're expecting 10-25 hashers. Come check it out, or join us
next time, on December 20, when <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2014/01/ho-ho-ho-christmas-hash.html">our traditional luxury beach retreat and Secret Santa extravaganza</a> basically guarantees everybody </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">gets out nice & </span></span></span><br />
טָמֵא.</div>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-77783708723964739332014-11-19T18:48:00.001-03:002015-02-16T13:35:53.809-03:00Hash #162: The Magic Bullet Hash<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">No complaints. Fukimoto stepped up and did the haring with a little help from Multiple Entry. Bushy Pussy poured the piss. No Cuntry for Old Men, LeJyBy, Crack My Arse, Sir Turtle Head, and many others took turns flaming the coals. Sir Acting Semen did the preaching. Bi-weekly Deposit very generously got us our precious brew. No Cuntry and Sir Acting Semen did the Hasherdashery. All in all, it was a brilliant cooperative effort that led to a bunch of folks enjoying the 162nd SHHH Hash.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It started with a little hunting for the exact location, and the usual hurdles (every ATM broken in a 5 mile radius, some lost Hashers, the runnable perimeter of the park blocked off for a sales event..) but once underway it was good. The trails were a little short but very lowly rated. There was a skittish cow and a traverse through a puddled rodeo ring. Sir Acting Semen showed us how it used to be done in the 18th century, climbing up the side and kicking hashers into the puddle!</span><br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vK64pTsKDUU/VIBySmH30BI/AAAAAAAAAnI/Io4OdhLFfcM/s1600/Golden%2BAge%2BAthleticism-%2BKick%2Bthe%2BWomen%2Binto%2Bthe%2BPuddle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vK64pTsKDUU/VIBySmH30BI/AAAAAAAAAnI/Io4OdhLFfcM/s1600/Golden%2BAge%2BAthleticism-%2BKick%2Bthe%2BWomen%2Binto%2Bthe%2BPuddle.jpg" height="300" width="400" /></a></div>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It was a shiggy trail.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Once safely back at our quincho, we circled and did our thing. Lots of irrelevant business about hasherdashery, sins, rules, and what-not ensued. It was not pretty, as Sir Acting Semen, in true <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imam">Imam</a> fashion, dictaminated, and we suffered warm beer down-downs for having no host for the next time, until a kind-hearted NoName Lorena relented and offered her dwelling as the site of the next cabal. Thank you, NNL, for saving us from the righteous ire of Imam Sir Acting Semen...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Finally, to cap off the ritual, we celebrated the bravery (or tomfoolery) of NoName Anthea with a naming.</span><br />
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ppCYou2MNxM/VIByTrUPFdI/AAAAAAAAAnk/WlBYzrSLSzI/s1600/Welcome%2Bto%2Bthe%2BFols%2C%2BCock-Less%2BMonster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ppCYou2MNxM/VIByTrUPFdI/AAAAAAAAAnk/WlBYzrSLSzI/s1600/Welcome%2Bto%2Bthe%2BFols%2C%2BCock-Less%2BMonster.jpg" height="300" width="400" /></a></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Welcome to the fold, CockLess Monster! (She's a Scot, you see...) - Maybe one of these will make you feel better:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Relieved to have the whole circle thing over with, choripan and recreational beer time was upon us, but the academics in the circle would not be dissuaded easily, Here they are, having an argument about the proper placement of hands-on-hips:</span><br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5sF5b6mtdCo/VIBySkA0SKI/AAAAAAAAAnY/bFKbjzOlOGM/s1600/We%27re%2BNot%2BNerdy-%2BA%2BHeated%2BDiscussion%2BAbout%2Bthe%2BProper%2BPlacement%2Bof%2BHands%2Bon%2BHips.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5sF5b6mtdCo/VIBySkA0SKI/AAAAAAAAAnY/bFKbjzOlOGM/s1600/We%27re%2BNot%2BNerdy-%2BA%2BHeated%2BDiscussion%2BAbout%2Bthe%2BProper%2BPlacement%2Bof%2BHands%2Bon%2BHips.jpg" height="300" width="400" /></a></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It's OK - the argument ended on friendly terms (this time), and so, since we didn't manage to create any altercations on our own, a beer-pong game against the neighboring quincho seemed like the logical next step, instigated by Glory Hole, an Argentine spy (naturally):</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1jMTo9jgOjo/VIBySoTGkhI/AAAAAAAAAng/mKflZ5xONFc/s1600/Pick-up%2BBeer%2BPong%2Bwith%2Bour%2BQuincho%2BNeighbors.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1jMTo9jgOjo/VIBySoTGkhI/AAAAAAAAAng/mKflZ5xONFc/s1600/Pick-up%2BBeer%2BPong%2Bwith%2Bour%2BQuincho%2BNeighbors.jpg" height="300" width="400" /></a></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It was fun. Our neighbors were titanic cheaters, but that seems to come with the territory - they just needed to claim victory, even if deep down inside they knew otherwise. More work for their therapists... Notice Sleeping Beauty's stylish Hash socks.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So all in all it was a good hash, and more will follow. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">-Your friendly local GM,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Multiple Entry</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">On on! </span>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">=========================Original Announcement========================= </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">November
22nd has been quite an eventful day in history. No less than the 46th
anniversary of the first interracial TV kiss, between Uhura &
Kirk, and the 40th anniversary of Palestine's recognition by the UN
General Assembly (coincidence? I think not) This time, however, we'll
go ahead and focus on the 51st anniversary of the John Kennedy thing because in an insensitive and immature Hash way, why
let it die?</span></div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--crhfbzk5tI/VG0POZ8QJEI/AAAAAAAAAlw/eX6GbovnSv4/s1600/Ruby-Kills-Oswald.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--crhfbzk5tI/VG0POZ8QJEI/AAAAAAAAAlw/eX6GbovnSv4/s1600/Ruby-Kills-Oswald.jpg" height="315" width="320" /></a></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">OK - Bad Joke...</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So
where better to cast off the gloom of the anniversary than a park
with meandering trails and many grassy knolls? Not to give anything
away, but the trail could look like this:</span></div>
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dwaaAVQW6Pg/VG0POJQ9D7I/AAAAAAAAAls/PTNHV-fAjDs/s1600/Motorcade.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dwaaAVQW6Pg/VG0POJQ9D7I/AAAAAAAAAls/PTNHV-fAjDs/s1600/Motorcade.png" height="207" width="320" /></a></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">or maybe
even like this:</span><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Either way, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> it's just a jump to the left,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> and then a step to the right</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">but
one thing is for sure. We'll all have fun like this:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">running,
drinking beer, singing Hash songs, and watching Sir Turtle Head
perform his new <a href="http://youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0" target="_blank">Chicken
Dance</a> in this fine land with plenty of God and no Cuba blockade!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">...Here's
the deets:</span></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">What:
Hash #162: The Magic Bullet Hash</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">When:
Saturday November 22nd at 2pm </span></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">Where:
<a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/dir//-33.4327258,-70.5476768/@-33.432605,-70.5478001,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!4m1!3e0?hl=en" target="_blank">Avenida Francisco Bilbao 8105</a>. </span></span></span></div>
</li>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">How
Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.</span></span></span></div>
</li>
<li><div align="left" style="border: medium none; line-height: 140%; margin-bottom: 0in; padding: 0in;">
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">What
to Bring: <br />- extra food<br />- extra libations (maybe Daiquiri
fixings? It was JFK's favorite drink!)<br />- sunblock (it'll be 29</span>°C
or 85°F)</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">How
to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/dir//-33.4327258,-70.5476768/@-33.432605,-70.5478001,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!4m1!3e0?hl=en" target="_blank">here</a>.
It's quite accessible.</span></span></span></div>
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</span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">There's
details <a href="http://www.meetup.com/Santiago-Hash-House-Harriers/events/218785476/">on Meetup</a>,
if you need to direct folks there..</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">
</span></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><br /></span><i><b><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">**</span></b></i><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"> </span><b><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">For
the uninitiated:</span></b><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);"><br /></span><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">We
are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little
de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow </span><a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html"><span style="text-decoration: none;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">hashing
traditions</span></span></a><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(243, 243, 243);">,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start
with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual,
sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This
time we're expecting 10-25 hashers. Come check it out, or join us
next time, in 2 weeks.</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></span>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**For those who have never been to this location</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b>Be warned</b></i> that, of course, the entrance is not at the address, but on the south side of Bilbao around the corner of Curaco, <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/dir/Los+Dominicos/-33.4300825,-70.5489124/@-33.4201996,-70.5558134,15z/data=!4m9!4m8!1m5!1m1!1s0x9662ce95f001f809:0xca310d7318a2df49!2m2!1d-70.545109!2d-33.407895!1m0!3e3?hl=en">here</a>.</span><br />
<b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It costs some 500CLP to enter the park!</span></b><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">On</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">ce inside, go straight south 2 in-park blocks, turn west, and we will be at an as-yet-indeterminate gazebo, or <i>quincho</i> in that general area. You can PM hosts on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/Santiagoh3/">Facebook</a> or <a href="http://www.meetup.com/Santiago-Hash-House-Harriers">Meetup</a> to get phone numbers so you can call us once there if you have a hard time locating us, but we generally look like this:</span><br />
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-49742411873268549982014-11-05T01:15:00.000-03:002015-04-20T23:54:33.511-03:00Hash #161 - The Full Moonshine Hash!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">This week's hash falls on the 225th anniversary of Elijah Craig first distilling Bourbon from corn (in 1789 for the math-averse). It also falls perilously close to a full moon. Let's celebrate, as always, with a run/walk and a bit of a </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">picnic</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><br /><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">We're celebrating this 161st Hash with a (not very) diabolical trail conceived by the evil Sir Turtle Head, assisted by your trusty Grand Master, </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">Multiple</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;"> Entry. </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5;">...Here's the deets:</span></span><br />
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<li style="border: none; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">What: Hash #161-The Full Moonshine Hash </span></li>
<li style="border: none; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">When: Saturday, November 8, 2014. 2:00PM</span></li>
<li style="border: none; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">Where: <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/@-33.3211656,-70.5175455,3a,75y,36.89h,70.15t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sjJ28wc0Px_SciVflncMiCQ!2e0?hl=en" target="_blank">End of Camino La Dehesa</a>. </span></li>
<li style="border: none; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and a couple of hot-dogs.</span></li>
<li style="border: none; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">What to Bring: <br />- food (that doesn't need cooking, or can be boiled)<br />- extra libations (why not some <a href="https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/900/brbon_eli5.jpg" target="_blank">Elijah Craig Cask Barrel Proof</a>?)<br />- extra carrying capacity, as in room in a backpack or what have you. Getting up the hill will be a cooperative effort. Each person will need to carry the equivalent of about 4lb of stuff (or, if you prefer, 4lb=2000cc=8 beers worth - a better hashing unit of weight)<br />- <b><i>sunblock</i></b><br />- <b><i>water<br />- spare socks? (lots of stickers on trail)</i></b></span></li>
<li style="border: none; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">How to find it: Take the C16 bus to the end of the line. We will assemble <a href="https://www.google.cl/maps/@-33.3266269,-70.5189544,3a,75y,277.83h,61.2t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1siI0r_AiY9aN-st6iH_yqPw!2e0?hl=en" target="_blank">at the bus stop</a>, corner of La Dehesa & Paseo Pie Andino, <b><i>at 2pm sharp</i></b> and walk up from there carrying beers & everything. It's a 3.5km walk from the bus stop to the site, so be prepared to haul some stuff and bring a backpack with room for a six-pack or two, please. <b><i>We're counting on you, hashers!</i></b></span></li>
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">…circle up, and start our trail, ending up right here once again. It's about 4k for the wankers and 8k for the runners. It's a beautiful, pastoral trail:</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">...and <a href="http://app.strava.com/activities/213613717" target="_blank">a proper Strava walk-through</a>. Note that hovering over segments on the right will show specific sections of the trail on the map. The route goes roughly like this:</span></span><br />
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<li><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">The real circle then happens.</span></span></li>
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">There's details </span><a href="http://www.meetup.com/Santiago-Hash-House-Harriers/events/217734462/" target="_blank">on Meetup</a><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">, if you need to direct folks there..</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Please remember it's imperative to be on time. The trailhead has many possible paths, so finding the right one requires a little experience, and the walk up is a freaking mountain-bike freeway, so all markings are liable to get erased. Luckily, amateur sherpa Sir Turtle Head will be there to guide us. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;"><br style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;" /><i style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><b>**</b></i><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"> </span><b style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">For the uninitiated:</b><br style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow </span><a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none;">hashing traditions</a><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">. This time we're expecting 10-25 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.</span></span></div>
Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-27626754269402336292014-10-25T01:13:00.003-03:002015-04-20T23:53:11.938-03:00Hash #160 - Not for the Faint of Heart: The Ebola Enema Hash!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In celebration of Pablo Picasso's birthday, since he was not known for being a softie:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Pablo Picasso, who was never called an Asshole!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We're celebrating the 160th hash with a new, less forgiving return to the sophomoric practices so beloved in other hashes! This week, we're administering Ebola Enema down-downs! It's just a little over the top. We should be more mature, and consider other people's feelings, but we're hashers, dammit!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">...and we're going for a run on Saturday! Here's the deets:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What: Hash #160-The Ebola Enema Hash (& Picasso's Birthday - get Cubic!) </span>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When: Saturday, October 25, 2014. 2:00PM</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer & choripan.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What to Bring: some snacks, extra libations</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How to find it: <a href="http://goo.gl/maps/NmKEO">Here</a>, across
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">There's details <a href="http://www.meetup.com/Santiago-Hash-House-Harriers/events/215498682/" target="_blank">on Meetup</a>, too.<i><b><br /></b></i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b>**</b></i> <b>For the uninitiated:</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We are a drinking group with a running problem. If the above sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow <a href="http://www.harrier.net/presskit/shistory.html">hashing traditions</a>,
singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a
~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some
ribald songs, and finally we relax, eat a little <a href="http://www.unicotrip.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/choripan.jpg">choripan</a>.
The Ebola bit is part of our tradition of inappropriate humor - it's
all good-natured and gives our many misfits an opportunity to socialize
in a fraternal, off-beat environment. Come check it out, or join us next
time, in 2 weeks!</span><br />
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-23065252793785584372014-10-25T00:21:00.001-03:002015-04-20T23:52:32.991-03:00Hash #159 - Columbus Day Hash!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="fsl">What: It's a Hash - let's go for a run & drink a little beer.</span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="fsl"> When: Saturday Oct 11, 2pm</span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="fsl"> Where: Santo Domingo 1240</span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="fsl"> Cost: 4000CLP Choris included!</span></span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="fsl"> <br /> Hares: Sir Turtle Head & Sleeping Beauty.<br /> <br />
Let's celebrate the 522 Anniversary of Columbus inventing America while having a little fun at the expense of European "history"</span></span><br />
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should be an esp fun trail, since Sleeping Beauty & Sir Turtle Head
are radical take-no-prisoners trail-blazers who draw on their extensive
knowledge of Aramaic and Cuneiform to do the trail markings!</span></span><br />
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-43425492254920337392014-09-24T12:43:00.004-03:002015-04-20T23:52:05.852-03:00Interhash del Sur Coming Up Oct 11 & 12 in Colonia del Sacramento<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The legendary Interhash del Sur is coming up. You can ask Sir Lady Bug, Moon Job, or Cumming Up for Air. Depending on how well hydrated they are, you'll hear amazing tales of the memorable event it was last year!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">October 11 & 12. There's a little info. currently on the <a href="http://buenosaireshashhouseharriers.blogspot.nl/2014/08/advance-notice-interhash-del-sur.html" target="_blank">BA H3 Blog</a>. Bottom line is that you can get <a href="https://www.kayak.com/flights/SCL-BUE/2014-10-10/2014-10-13" target="_blank">a flight for about $300</a>. You'll need accommodations, and the ferry across will cost another US $50 or so.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So far it looks like Dick So Soft, Sir Sump Pump, Bushy Pussy, and NoName Gonzalo are representing <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.ru/" target="_blank">SCL H3</a>, so you might want to coordinate with them if you have an interest.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-49405098031083470172014-09-24T12:11:00.001-03:002015-04-20T23:51:32.589-03:00Hash #158 - The Quincentenary of the Island of Florida!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What: It's <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.ru/">a Hash</a>!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When: Saturday Sep 27 at 2pm</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Where: <a href="https://goo.gl/maps/AtwQc">Moneda 2155</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It's $3000CL. There's a run, and a pot-luck pic-nic after. We run ~7k
or walk ~4k, then have our ritual, followed by the food and general
mingling.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">This Saturday, we celebrate the quincentenary of </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ponce de Leon
acquiring Florida to look for the Fountain of Youth. We're not serious
historians. Just youthful in developmental terms. Cone on out & have some fun.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What's
up with Florida, you ask? Well - 500 years ago on the 27th of
September <span style="font-size: x-small;">(<a href="http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/julian-gregorian-switch.html" target="_blank">give or take 10 days or so. Thanks, Obama...</a>)</span>, Ponce de Leon managed to get it to himself from the crown, so
he could go hunting for <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_of_Youth" target="_blank">the Fountain of Youth</a>. And they thought Florida was
an island then.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-43186529752115376482014-09-24T00:31:00.002-03:002015-04-20T23:51:00.843-03:00Hash #157 - The Tikki Tikki Tee Hash!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
What: It's <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.ru/">a Hash</a>!<br />
When: Saturday Sep 13 at 2pm<br />
Where: 'Lady' Prune's Fabulous Country Estate<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-67021100820575684042014-08-23T13:21:00.000-04:002015-02-16T13:38:41.503-03:00Hash #156 - The Hills are Alive with the Sounds of Hashers!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">As the icy</span> flows beat a hasty retreat in the face of an advancing Spring, the Hash moves to a higher plane. This installment of the Santiago Hash is not going to be the usual champagne and caviar affair that favors slumming it in the little black cocktail-dress and last year's Louboutins, no.<br />
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To mark the end of August and a big sigh of relief for Santiaguinos especially (CTM! Pasámos Agosto) let's have a little challenge. It's one of those strolls that's not quite leisurely, but where everyone will make an effort to not look winded, because, you know, we're infantile that way. Nevertheless, small children, the elderly, and the severely hung-over will suffer on this ascent, since it's an average grade of better than 25%, gaining 660m in the space of 2200m walking distance.<br />
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...so let's have a walk in the park, <span class="fsl">followed by singing, a little beer, some delicious
animal flesh, and a general clearing of the lungs, while taking in the
view from a sporty 1600m.</span><br />
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BRING HIKING SHOES, water, and sun-screen. We WILL really discourage
you from going up without hiking shoes or cross-trainers - tread is a
very handy thing, esp. coming back down in a controlled manner. Skin
cancer, dehydration, and the latest fad in orthopaedic surgery are on
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<li><span class="fsl"><span class="text_exposed_show"> When: Saturday, August 30, 11am (31st anniversary of Pres. Carter getting attacked by a rabbit while canoeing in GA)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="fsl"><span class="text_exposed_show">Where: Meet at Plaza San Enrique (a short bus ride away from Metro Los Dominicos: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgoo.gl%2Fmaps%2FAMCjE&h=xAQEPM436&enc=AZMHsLONLfPxqrkp7GawVaUXK0SoSwwH8z_ED3ODWFz1J-4epdNzdyLce5y0sxGGb2g&s=1" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/maps/AMCjE</a> )<br /> How much: pre-pay $10.000 to join (food & drink included)<br /> To pay: see details <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/678472918905265/" target="_blank">on our Facebook page</a>.</span></span></li>
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Santiago Hash House Harriershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01432995136897834457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431782003420987852.post-11522300651163114762014-08-05T09:44:00.002-04:002015-04-20T23:47:52.870-03:00Hash #155 - Winter Beach Hash! <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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central coast is fantastic this time of year, and, if you're up for it,
a dip in the cool, refreshing waters of the Pacific will make the rest
of winter feel warm by comparison! Come out for a Chili cook-out you
won't soon forget. Casa Once Perros Locos is the height of refinement
and luxury, and no stranger to <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/2014/01/ho-ho-ho-christmas-hash.html" target="_blank">excellent hashes celebrating the Virgin Mary and her progeny</a>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So it's time for our Hash #155, the Winter Beach Hash at Sir Sump Pump's Casa Once Perros Locos (name change subject to perro availability) in beautiful El Quisco.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The weekend celebrating <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assumption_of_Mary" target="_blank">the Assumption of the Virgin Mary</a> is as good a time as any for hashers to enjoy a slice of heaven by having a nice run at <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Quisco" target="_blank">El Quisco</a>. This is a special hash indeed, because we have:</span></div>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Transportation there and back right to the on-on-on.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Casa Once Perros Locos - a beautiful place with a beautiful view, in</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">El Quisco - Pacific Ocean in all its glory - rugged, painterly vistas.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A fun trail involving gentle hillside clambering and much ocean & forest. Sewage and Finger in the Dyke always make a shitty trail!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A guaranteed beer-stop - need I say more?</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cacti in bloom, poppies starting to pop, and pelicans too!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sir Sump Pump's fantastic chili made with real honest-to-god kidney-beans.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Fall in love with a dog? No problem! Many up for adoption, all fixed and vaccinated. </span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What's amazing, too, is that our RA, Spoodgebob Stainpants, has made proper hash weather arrangements. Good work. </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It's spring in the middle of winter!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Your faithful GM,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Multiple Entry</span><br />
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sewage (Our visiting Papuan GM) & <i>Sir</i> Sump Pump</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sewage and Finger-in-the-Dyke</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Saturday August 16th 2014 Bus leaves from Flannery's promptly at noon.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.376015,-71.692534,3a,75y,262.79h,72.9t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sBwM7JZh9fq9nMo-x9mbpTw!2e0?hl=en" target="_blank">Casa Once Perros Locos, El Quisco</a></span></td>
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Running or sporty walking clothes</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Footware that can handle some mildly rugged terrain and damp cool</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Drink for the after-party</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A little cash for sundries en-route </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hasherdashery to show your colors, white socks (it's a rule..)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A bathing suit & a towel if you're feeling brave </span></li>
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<td style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Great Canadian-style Chili made with real kidney-beans. Sir Sump Pump will be cooking for us, so bring snacks/drinks.</span></td>
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<td style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">$15000 including entertaining luxury transport from Flannery's or $7000 if you're driving yourself. Details on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/Santiagoh3/" target="_blank">Facebook</a> (you must be a member of the group to access)</span></td>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Bus will leave from <a href="https://www.google.com/maps/place/Flannery%27s+Irish+Geo+Pub/@-33.417154,-70.601693,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x9662cf6a6e38b7bb:0xddd3bcece815c289?hl=en" target="_blank">Flannery's Irish GeoPub</a> in Providencia promptly at noon,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">and leave <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Quisco" target="_blank">El Quisco</a> at 9pm, returning to Flannery's by 11pm Saturday, leaving time for an On-on-on (which, for the uninitiated, means having some post-beer beers: it's safe to assume that any hashing term you don't immediately understand is just a synonym for drinking beer)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Spots must be pre-booked by 10pm on Wednesday the 13th. Bookings after this will be subject to space available, and may or may not get to eat, so be sure to reserve your space by Monday even if you're not taking the bus!</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bank transfer can be made to Juan Cristian; details <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/Santiagoh3/" target="_blank">on Facebook</a>. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">For those who prefer to pay cash, Multiple Entry will be at <a href="https://www.google.com/maps/place/Flannery%27s+Irish+Geo+Pub/@-33.417154,-70.601693,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x9662cf6a6e38b7bb:0xddd3bcece815c289?hl=en" target="_blank">Flannery's</a> in Providencia Monday 8pm-10pm attending <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1458768727707242/" target="_blank">a Choir Practice</a> that is sure to have neighborhood cats yowling for mercy as we bone up on <a href="http://santiagohashhouseharriers.blogspot.com/p/hash-hymnal.html" target="_blank">our repertoire</a>.</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Please<b> RSVP</b> ASAP - whether or not you're taking the bus -<b> it's just being nice to the cook!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Friday August 15th is a holiday in Chile, celebrating the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assumption_of_Mary" target="_blank">Assumption of the Virgin Mary</a> into heaven. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Quisco" target="_blank">El Quisco</a> is a popular destination for the long holiday weekend, because it is a great place to visit!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you decide to make a long weekend of it yourself, book accommodations early (like <b>today</b>). Here is a handy list of cabanas for short-term vacationers courtesy of Sir Sump Pump:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Cabanas La Portada</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><a href="http://www.cabanaslaportada.cl/" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;">www.cabanaslaportada.cl</a></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">09 222 4537</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">09 537 8503</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">035 473 659</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">9 504 7434</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Casa - 18 Bella Vista</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">035 47 3512</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Cabanas Vera Verano</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Pena Gris 631</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><a href="http://www.elquiscotur.cl/" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;">www.elquiscotur.cl</a></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><a href="mailto:vera.verano@gmail.com" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;">vera.verano@gmail.com</a></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Also, Sunset Hotel (on El Quisco Beach, where we had the beer stop on a couple of Hashes)</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><a href="mailto:reservas@hotelsunset.cl" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;">reservas@hotelsunset.cl</a></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">035 (2) 474 845</span></span></span></div>
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