But I'll get to that. Let's start at the beginning. We met at Flannery's and climbed on buses.
|Dave tricked Martin into getting on the bus too.|
|"I am important! I have a microphone and a clipboard!"|
|so fucking gorgeous it's disgusting|
|If it can't be done with a beer in your hand, it's not worth doing.|
|action, adventure, stooped posture!|
|this is terrifying.|
|Little known fact: vineyards are where the popular trend "twerking" originated.|
|"No ma'am, you can't have the rest of the bottle."|
|Most of the Casa Marin promotional footage will need to be used without audio, due to how many times Sump Pump screamed, "shut the fuck UP!"|
|notice: a) blatant alcohol abuse and b) blatant abuse of hat fashion.|
|"Now, I'm not saying Hitler was a good guy, but I did admire his hand gestures."|
|Dave likes his women the way he likes his grapes: by the bucket.|
|I'm fairly certain Mariachi Mansturbator did not agree to be put in the bucket.|
We named these three people.
|Muffler Sucker, German Penetrator and Quarter Bouncer. Welcome to this dysfunctional family.|
Things started devolving.