Monday 9 December 2013

Hash #138 - The Downtown Again Hash

Last weekend it was back down to the Santa Isabel neighborhood for a hash at the newly named Jesus Comes Twice's apartment. The walk/run was pleasant but largely uneventful. However, there are some opportunities that not even the most serious of runners can resist stopping for...


As is tradition in the Santiago hash, the trail was declared "shitty" at the subsequent circle, and hares Reverse Cowgirl and Splooge Pants (or something like that...can never remember) were made to take a down down.


In a shockingly well-behaved circle, we were very productive and accomplished a number of things. We initiated some virgins...


...we said goodbye to and knighted Sir Cumming Up for Air...




...and apparently it was important that he also sit on a block of ice...



...and we named 3 new official hashers! The host, and woman who is attracted to men that look like Jesus, Jesus Comes Twice.



The man who loves to help minors learn to play with little white balls, NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association), although I'd like to propose that we consider changing this name to SAMBLA, since we are in South America.


And of course, the nature lover, Bushy Pussy.


Other than that it was basically the normal shit show with lots of drinking and obnoxiously loud laughter.







Looking forward to the next hash...Christmas in El Quisco!