|Prune's brother Virgin Christian monitors his phone, and his sexuality|
We warmed up to Father Abraham, commencing the hash for-possibly-the-first-time-ever EARLY, with Sir Turtlehead, Octopussy, Stain Pants and Virgin Lisa rolling into the serenade of the last stanza. Without sufficiently warming up, they all cramped only minutes into the run, and then they perished from the earth.
Other hashers survived the run by not dying of death. They celebrated life by performing feats of strength, and magical mind-blowing. Below is a demonstration of a camera, or something, suspended before K Y Not? and behold it is WITHOUT STRINGS and WITHOUT MIRRORS.
|IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE|
But anyway, the run was LOVELY.
|Prune and Stroke My Bono prepare their dancing legs.|
|The vacuous penis and testicle vessel giveth to you, but in a BAD TOUCH way.|
|Sir Acting Semen selflessly takes unto himself the first SHHH imbibing of a bed pan coveted and then stolen from a venereal disease clinic in Manila.|
|So many questions about the successful marketing of the eye mask with bonus phallus, so little time.|
The circle was unruly and the many were squirteth upon by Octopussy in her failed attempts to keep order.
|This is possibly the best picture taken of her ever. And, y'all, No Country for Old Men looks so groovy in this picture. It's like war and peace have become drinking friends.|
Eventually Prune assisted by dousing everyone in black beer with the biggest squirter ever known to these here parts.
|Pussy Wagon and Spank My Schnitzel pay homage to her huge green shaft of thirstiness, and Arquisexual DanceWhore wonders just how damned he's become by joining the hash.|
|Mmm. Tastes like hostility.|
|Blessed are the moist.|
The gringos commanded the deliverance of inheritance of crap novelties through the game of White Elephant / Nasty Santa, and there was much rejoicing.
|The Hebrew word tum'ah (טָמְאָה) describes a state of ritual impurity. Y'ALL WE ARE AMAZEBALLS AT THIS FUN HEBREW WORD.|
|Stroke My Bono hath never seen anything so glorious.|
|Virgin Adrian fights all the feelings.|
|Pussy Wagon and NAMBLA love cheerful toy dogs. Home Schooled loves making eye contact.|
|K Y Not's transition from ingénue to methlab lord begins today.|
|Fact: the Biebs has four arms but only one sleeve.|