We celebrated Saint Patrick's Day with not one, but two, Irish bars (take that, Dublin! IN YOUR FACE). The lovely Double Stuffed Potato and Micky Gin hosted us in the ultimate year of the Flannery's car park, and Stain Pants and Oiler My
We briefly welcomed the two virgins, who would multiply like mold on manjar in a petri dish in our absence, or, if you like butterfly analogies more than when I talk about moldy manjar then, that's just like, your opinion, man, BUT ALSO imagine the wet, soft pupa chrysalis cocoon thing of two gringos majestically somehow becoming like nine Chileans who hate timeliness.
Yes. Imagine that, Dear Reader.
So we circled up, a little disappointed with the virgin turnout but keeping a brave face nonetheless because we can always cry in private, that's where we cry. Then we did chalk talk, which there are no pictures of, which was okay because Stain Pants and Oiler My Cock couldn't draw pictures of boobs in flour on the floor of Flannery's anyway because doing so would be deeply rude, and, then, only then, we left to run.
And we ran to a BEER STOP!
|Beer stops, and the hashers that love them. That's my next book.|
|I can't believe I shaved my armpits for this picture.|
And then some of the runners ran back, some walked, and about half of you lazy fucks took the metro back, which is cool. I'm not judging.
Back in our musky little tent, new song sheets featuring some Chilean songs were distributed,
|Maxipad with WINGS: Is that really how you spell vagina? Frozen Nuts: Dude. NO IDEA. Double Stuffed Potato: I cannot believe I'm overhearing this.|
|Vini V.D. Vici celebrates his inaugural piss pouring with his own private party crouch|
|Stroke My Bono, JustVicky and JustMonica demonstrate different ways of using legs and mouths|
Okay, maybe the erect comment was below the belt.
|JustFelipe takes the pecker inspection with a smile|
We held an abbreviated circle due to the band warming up for the St. Patrick's Day Festivities, but made sure to provide beers of disapprobation to returned hashers who had missed the last hash. We chastised the more attractive folks more poignantly, as their beauty makes us miss them more.
|Viagra Vixen, Scrum on MY FACE, and Lick 'n Learn wiggle all the wiggles|
|Sleeping Beauty cannot BELIEVE how bad we are all at this. WTF is Scooby My Doo even doing? He's not even looking the right way. This is punishing, people.|
|Sir Sump Pump mobilizes the street dogs into action|
|Glazed eyes, full hats, can't lose|