See, I completely missed the theme on this one. I was thinking about CONQUEST and TINY PENISES but when I showed up, the girls were dressed up as Trisha from the movie "Napoleon Dynamite."
Pedro: Who's Trisha?
Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance.
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did.
So...that was weird. Nevertheless, we warmed up! Scrum On My Face led the Father Abraham festivities.
|Nora hasn't been able to successfully do the YMCA since that rabid puma fight in which three major tendons in her shoulders were severed. This was a sick, sadistic reminder of that terrible, terrible day.|
|"You have to run now, just...you have to...GO THAT WAY"|
|Crossing on red. All the danger.|
|Ok, hands on hips, casual yet mysterious smile...Jarred never missed an opportunity to strike one of his professional modeling poses, lest a camera be watching.|
Our hares, Texas Hornstar and Texas BJ Assacre led us through the shady and suburban areas of Providencia, up through Pedro de Valdivia, through the masses of confused Chileans (teehee) to...
A BEER STOP YAYYYYYYY
|how pissed is that couple to the right?|
Alright, check out this next series of photos as we're trying to take a group shot.
|gray-shirt lady is having none of it|
the guy we pissed off just photo-bombed us. FTW.
A few of our hashers had trouble running post-beer stop.
|How did we not give her a down-down for this?!|
|So a blonde, two brunettes and a redhead are at a giant, sexualized, alcoholic running event...|
(is the beginning of a joke I would tell if it weren't the truth)
|the original Field of Dreams|
And a panoramic shot, courtesy of Steve, for good measure...
The circle was long and full of misbehaved wankers, as per usual. But it was punctuated with some really great moments. Here's a pic of Curtis announcing to the crowd that they had met and surpassed their monetary goal at Vannie's benefit on Wednesday :)
|"I'd cover you with something other than flour if we had my way, so count your blessings you little harlots."|
|That's gotta feel good.|
|Please welcome Multiple Entry, Twice Stuffed Potato and Complete Coverage! Welcome you three!|