Grand Master (and Hash Geek): Octopussy
Beer Meister: Bi-Weekly Deposit
Beer Meister: Arquisexual Dance Whore
Hare Raiser (and Hasher Dasher): Prune
Hasher Dasher (and Shut THE FUCK UPer): Stroke My Bono
Hash Cash: Moon Job
Hash Flash: Last to Cum
Hash Mattress (and Virginity Coach): Sir Acting Semen
Hash Meetup: Sewage
Pecker Inspector (and Vice Everything of Vices): Sir Sump Pump
Piss Pourer: No Cuntry for Old Men
Piss Pourer: Veni V.D. Vici
Song Meister: Stain Pants
Shut the FUCK UPer: Reverse Cowgirl
See? I told you they were beautiful.
Congratulations.
Wankers.