Wednesday, 12 March 2014

2014 Mismanagement Committee

In March, at the General Annual Piss Up we erected our newest, probably laziest, but easily most attractive mismanagement committee to date. They are:

Grand Master (and Hash Geek): Octopussy

Religious Advisor (and Hash Geek): Multiple Entry

Beer Meister: Bi-Weekly Deposit

Beer Meister: Arquisexual Dance Whore

Hare Raiser (and Hasher Dasher): Prune

Hasher Dasher (and Shut THE FUCK UPer): Stroke My Bono

Hash Cash: Moon Job

Hash Flash: Last to Cum

Hash Mattress (and Virginity Coach): Sir Acting Semen

Hash Meetup: Sewage

Pecker Inspector (and Vice Everything of Vices): Sir Sump Pump

Piss Pourer: No Cuntry for Old Men

Piss Pourer: Veni V.D. Vici

Song Meister: Stain Pants

Shut the FUCK UPer: Reverse Cowgirl



See? I told you they were beautiful.
Congratulations.
Wankers.



Sunday, 9 March 2014



Slainte! Join us wearing green for our annual St. Patrick's Day hash!

HASH  #145 - St. Patrick's Day Celebration hash!
DATE: Saturday // sàbado 15th March, 14:00 hrs (2pm)
HOSTS: Micky Gin & Double Stuffed Potatoes
HARES: Stain Pants & Oiler My Penis
COST: $3.000
PLACE: Flannerys Irish Geopub. Encomenderos 83, Metro Tobalaba.
We´ll be in the Car park, just around the corner! Call 51317849 if you're too hungover to find us! //
Vamos a estar en el estacionamiento alrededor de la esquina! Llame a 51317849 si tu caña es demasiado grande para encontrarnos!

OFFER: There will be commemorative t-shirts available to buy, and a special hash discount: $5.000 for any plate off the menu ordered before 6pm, or $8.000 for any plate off the menu ordered before 6pm PLUS entry into the St. Patrick's Day celebrations (normal price for entry: $8.000). So bring extra efectivo! //
OFERTA: Habrá camisetas conmemorativas disponibles para comprar, y un descuento de hash especial: $ 5,000 para cualquier plato fuera del menú pedido antes de 18:00, o $ 8,000 para cualquier plato fuera del menú pedido antes de 18:00 PLUS una admisión en las celebraciones del Día de San Patricio (precio normal de la entrada: $ 8.000). Por lo tanto lleva efectivo extra!