Hash 149: The YO MOMMA Hash!

Mother's Day approaches! Honor her: bring a dish of hers to share, wear her clothes, get knocked up! //
Dia de la Madre esta cerca! Honra tu mama: llevas un plato de ella, ponte la ropa de tu mama, y preñate!

HOSTS: Jesus Comes Twice y EnzoNoName
HARES: Arquisexual Dance Whore and Last to Cum
HORA: 14:00 (2PM)
UBICACION: Lira 526
METRO: Santa Isabel
LLEVAS: plato para compartir, ropas para después del círculo, crema del sol
VALOR: $3.OOO

Recuerdas: Proxima hash es nuestra sesquicentennial (150°) en el centro! 
Emocionarse!

On on!

Signup Deadline for Viña Casa Marin Hash 148 is Today!

Remember: The Signup Deadline is Today

Carpe Diem!

Hash 148: Viña Casa Marin - the posh hash - looms large on the horizon, but we need a head-count for the world-class chefs to send out the right number of truffling pigs! Don't be mean to the pigs. They are hungry & raring to go!

Let them practice their art and don't miss out on this unique opportunity to go out and get intimate with the grapes at a small coastal vineyard among new friends and good cheer!

The complete program, menu and details are here. Check it out & get your payment in by 5pm today, Wednesday April 23. What better way to celebrate the 29th birthday of New Coke than by signing up for a first-class gourmet experience that shows your love for finer food and wine by becoming one with the terroir?

We have a limited number of seats available so act before 2pm to get the best seats on our luxury coach. Avoid the effort and risks of drinking and driving! Complimentary massages and false advertising are included in the purchase price, so act now!