Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods

Step 1: Follow the trail that the hares laid.
Step 2: Get lost in the woods!
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Beer!

Note the early start time! The park will take away the grills early. Also, it's a bit of a hike from the bus stop to the trail start.

Details:
What: Hash #173 - How to Survive in the Woods
When: Saturday April 25th at 1pm
Where: Grills at Parque Mahuida
Hosts: Bushy Pussy, Sleeping Beauty, and Fukimoto
Hares: Bushy Pussy and Sleeping Beauty
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
Park entry fees: $500 for pedestrians, $3.500 for cars.
What to Bring:
- shoes for running off road
- extra food
- extra libations
- sunblock
- water
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

How to get there:
From Metro Irarrazaval take east bound bus D02 on the bus stop that's on Calle Seminario. The same D02 bus can be taken at Metro Plaza Egaña, just cross to the east side of Américo Vespucio (northbound traffic)to the bus stop that's right in front of Plaza Egaña Mall.

Another option is to take bus D10 from Metro Carlos Valdovinos (line 5).

From all these buses you have to get down at the same spot which is the Av. Carlos Larrain/Alvaro Casanova bus stop(PD723).

We will meet at the bus stop to walk to the start together, so arrive early, please. There will be a trail marked from the bus stop for late cummers.

Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?

On Saturday April 11th, let's get together at Shits and Swallows' to talk about how terrible the Peace Corps is and try to get her to stay in Santiago with us. On the flipside, she'll ask us for some financial assistance to get there.

Details:
    What: Hash #172 - Who Needs the Peace Corps?
    When: Saturday April 11th at 2pm
    Where: Santo Domingo 1240
    Host: Shits and Swallows
    Hares: Bushy Pussy and Salty Nuts
    How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
    What to Bring:
    - extra food
    - extra libations
    - sunblock
    - veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

How to find it: Get your directions from Google Maps. It's downtown near metro Santa Ana.

** For the uninitiated:
We are a drinking group with a running problem. If that sounds a little de trop, don't worry. It is. We follow hashing traditions, singing songs, drinking beer, and following silly rules. We start with a ~7k run / 4k walk (your choice), then do our circly ritual, sing some ribald songs, and finally we relax, and eat a little. This time we're expecting 10-15 hashers. Come check it out, or join us next time, in 2 weeks.

Still not sure about the Peace Corps? Just listen to these crazy people! 

We also have a new Mismanagement Committee.
Hash Geek:
    Fukimoto
    Chorus Clown

Hash Flash:
    NoName Ari
    Sleeping Beauty

Hash Trash:
    Sir Multiple Entry

Hash Cash / Hash Stats
    Sir Multiple Entry

Songmeister
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants
    NoName Ari

ShutterUpper
    NoName Ari

Pecker Inspector
    Sir Sump Pump

Hare Raiser
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants

Hasherdasher
    Sir Acting Semen
    Sir Multiple Entry

Beermeister
    NoName Catalina
    Fukimoto (we just have to buy him a new car)

Religious Adviser
    Sir Acting Semen

Grand Master
    Spoodge Bob Stain Pants