Red Dress Run 2013!!

Red Dressed Hordes Overrun Santiago!

Hashers are normally a shy breed but on the Saturday after Valentine's, caution was thrown to the wind, second-hand stores were ransacked for anthing vaguely roja vestido and the fine gentlemen and ladies of the Santiago Hash House Harriers were kitted out in all thier glory for the 2013 RED DRESS RUN!!

The pack were given  their instructions by our charming (if initialy reluctant) hosts and the were off for a jaunt through centro, much to the delight of the bemused, confused and abused (ing?) locals who regaled us with their usual cheers of encouragement, tooting of horn and jolly exhortations to run faster and harder (well that is at least what i think they were saying...) for the great cause of international  hashing  (and cross-dressing obviously).


"just cause i'm wearing a dress doesn't mean i can't scratch ..."

 

 

"What the???"

 

The runners made a mad dash through centro and some parks, got lost several times, as is their custom and generally ran amok through the smooching teenagers and maurading street dogs to eventually meet up with the runners somewhere near the home of all things crazy in downtown Santiago, plaza italia.  

 

 



some were wearing their red dresses on the inside.....

 

Arriving back at our hosts fine roof top quicho  (the adjacent pool quickly emptied of children by  thier nervous parents who where somewhat intimidated by 45 hashers in red dresses for some reason...), our sterling piss-pourer then lined up a mighty table-full of foamy lager and the festivities began!

True to form the RA joined in the celebration with much style and enthusiasm!



"on your knees and repeat after me...."

There were of course some hash-names to be handed out (anybody remember what they where??...i remember something about free-willies and daddybaters but after that is is all a blur.....)
and some visitors showed us the importance of matching your outfits....

not sure what's going on 'downstairs' there on the left but...

and the lads demonstrated how exactly a frock should  be worn...

After the circle it was time to cool off in the pool with 'cumming up for air' demonstrating his best stripper swirl....

No hash would be complete without a trip to flannery's to belt out a few karaoke tunes....sump pump, you did us proud!

Don't for get it is all on again next Saturday 2nd March at Bi-weekly Deposit's parcela for a camping hash and then back to Flannery's (where else?) for the All Green St. Patrick's day hash on 16th March!

On On.

 

Next Hash #118 - Saturday 16th Feb 2013

HASH Nº 118 - Red Dress Run 2013

DATE: Saturday, February 16th

TIME: 5 PM (Note: New Temporary cause-you-all-think-it-is-too-hot super summer time!)

PLACE: 353 Santa Isabel (two blocks west of Portugal)

METRO: Santa Isabel

HOST:. ‘Just Eric’

HARES: Easy-as-123, 'Just Eric'

COST: $3000

AFTER: Asado. Bring your own cutlery, drinks, salads and meat to share.

 

 

Goundhoggin it.

IT'S SO FUCKING HOTTTTTTT   WE ARE SO LOSTTTTT

Those were the primary complaints at this Saturday's Ground Hog Day Hash.  But if that's all you hear a Hasher complain about, it truly is a good day of Hashing.

We met at Acting Seaman and Mariachi Mansterbator's rooftop quincho in the centro and got off to a late start, (as is tradition).  Heat, hangovers, a shirtless front-running bastard...who knows what kept leading the Hashers astray?  The runners ran twice the necessary distance trying to track down the trail, while the walkers yet again missed a scrumptious beer stop.  Which was perfectly positioned across the street from a children's park, so as to make us look sketchy as hell.

A great view of Shayna's ass is definitely worth celebrating.

Back at the circle, so many down-downs were taken that we ran out of beer!   It was a long circle.

and a wide circle

sweet alcoholic nectar

The most interested they have ever been in anything ever.

Historically, Hashers have excelled at posing seductively on accident.

There were copious tongue-lashings from the Religious Adviser because so many people were talking in the circle...

HEY GURL HEY

OH HEY GURL LOVE THOSE BANGS

Much of the circle was spent naming a few 5th time Hashers, including Sebastian Rojas, now known as Energizer Boy Scout...

"You must be THIS TALL to ride me."

Dawn Rojas, to be now and forever called Spitz Don't Swallow...

Like Shakira under a waterfall.

...and finally Erica Soto received the name Cafe con Cock.  Welcome to the Hash fam you three!

She actually brought a shower cap!  Inventive, but futile.

Then, the asado.  Meeeaaaatttttt...

Ray spent a lot of time on his knees heating things up.

And OF COURSE the last stop was Flannery's Irish Pub for some karaoke.  If you haven't come to Flannery's after a Hash yet, you're missing out.  Just saying.

This really IS the most interested Mark has ever been in anything ever.

karaoke bliss

Kevin calls this face: "karaoke up the butt"

The next Hash will be the Red Dress Hash!  Come wearing your slinkiest red cocktail dress!  Or perhaps your most elegant red ballgown.  Or your red miniskirt.  Whatever red sexiness you clothe yourself in, remember to bring your running shoes.  On On!

On Also...if you have pics that are just. too. good...send them to be included here!

Low Hanging Fruit

With overripe apricots plopping suggestively onto our heads, and grapes swinging in and around our faces, this Saturday's 116th Hash could not have received a more appropriate name than "Low Hanging Fruit".  Bi-Weekly Deposit's Nunoa home provided the perfect patio for a rather large turnout.  The Hash was definitely a fun one, full to the brim with debauchery, injury, crap, crêpes, down-downs and bottoms up.

Bi-Weekly Deposit and Easy As 1-2-3 hared the trail, leading our motley crew through the sweltering streets of Santiago on a very short summer run (sans beer stop).  In true, confused Hasher fashion, many of the group ran straight past Raul's house on the return.  Some Hashers missed the run completely and showed up late!  For SHAME.

The telltale sign of a lost Hasher: poo.

French Polisher stepped in as the Grand Master and Canuck Puck led the religious activities in fine form.  The circle was short and sticky sweet, to be highlighted here...

As it was his 50th Hash, Canuck Puck joined The Order of the Purple Pukus.

No stranger to wet head.

Sir Ladybug and Easy As 1-2-3 had to shoot the boot when it was discovered that they were wearing new shoes...

foot fetish?

Shayna and Maria Virginia were anointed with beer and flour upon receiving their official Hash names, as is tradition.

One works for the Turkish embassy, one has the last name "Dickstein". Just...sooooo many good names during that brainstorming session.

I present to you Gobbler and Bone Her Parts

Welcome to the most dysfunctional of families, ladies.

This guy.

Self-proclaimed "Rico Suave" takes a down-down...and spills all over himself. 

These people.

"we pick things up and put them down"

A super soaker!

seriously, best idea ever

And ohh baby, those down-downs.

During the post-Hash asado, many a Hasher made new friends.

Old faces.  New faces.   And...that creepy face Raul's making.

Easily the highlight of the post-Hash debauchery was when Lick'n'Learn took a rather spectacular fall down an ascending escalator in the Santiago Metro.  Have you ever seen a dead curled up spider?  Our brave teacher drew a striking comparison, face down and bloody as the stairs slowly, and conveniently, moved her back toward the place she started.  Nobody had the wherewithal to take out a camera, so I took some artistic liberty.

I don't feel guilty because she is probably ok.

I think we can all agree, except maybe Caitlin, that it was a great Hash.  Can't wait for the next.  On on my loves!


PS. Thanks to Full Service (our Hash Flash) and Sir Ladybug for these pics.  If YOU have juicy photos from a Hash, email or post to the SHHH facebook page to be included in these updates!

PPS.  And for fuck's sake, pull out a camera if you see someone tumble down an escalator.

Next Hash #117 - Saturday 2nd February

HASH # 177

DATE:   Saturday 2nd February 2013
TIME:  4pm
PLACE:  Blanco Encalada 1771, across the street from the castle
METRO:  Toesca
HOST:  Acting Seman and Mariachi Mansterbator
HARES:  Moonjob and Bone-her-parts
COST:  $3000
AFTER:  Asado on the roof, fantastic view of the city and cool sea breeze!   Bring your own cutlery, drinks, salad and meet to share.

Hash Trash #115

If this year’s first hash is any indication, 2013 might be the best year yet.
A polar bear swim, beach side beer stop, naming ritual, frozen ass and plenty of
other debauchery set the bar high for the upcoming year of SHH shenanigans.

Click here to download a PDF of Hash Trash, complete with many photos, information for the upcoming hash and singing lessons. On on!

Next Hash #115 - Saturday 5th Jan 2013

There will be a Polar Bear Swim at this hash to bring in the New Year, so be prepared (clothes that can get wet, a change, a towel etc...)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear_swim

NAME: #115 - El Quisco Summer Splashdown, Polar Bear Swim!
DATE: Saturday 5th January
HOST : Sump Pump, Sewage.
HARES: Sump Pump and associates..
TIME : run starts 4pm at El Quisco  (1pm bus leaving Santiago, returning by 11pm)
ADDRESS: Casa Dos Perros Locos, 1459 Calle Penagris, El Quisco
METRO: Escuela Militar.... bus leaving from Unimarc near this metro
COST: 3.000 pesos for the run + 12000 pesos if taking the bus
BBQ : Bring something to cook on the BBQ and a salad or dessert to share
PARKING: street parking available in El Quisco.

We are organizing a bus from Santiago  (leaving from Escuela Militar metro) but need people to sign up and pay so we can make a booking.   Special Mystery Surprise  on the bus for those that sign up!  Pre-payment only as need to confirm numbers and make the reservation by Wednesday 2nd January
Cost: $12000 per person for the bus, and the usual 3 luca for the run.  You are of course welcome to make your own transit arrangements to El Quisco if you wish!
Or make a Transfer to Sump Pump: (details on Meetup or emails)

Next Hash #114 Saturday 22nd December

NAME: #114 - Christmas Hash

HOST : Prune and Spank my Schnitzel
HARES: Prune and Turtle Head
TIME : running starts at 4pm.ADDRESS: Calle tres (sometimes called "maiten y piedra"), parcela 72, Santa Sofía de lo Cañas, La Florida. map attached.
BBQ : yes! and fogata too!

Cost : 3 luca for the hash

Metro : see direction below (if anybody wants to join up and travel together, post on the meetup site or facebook to co-ordinate)

 

Directions:

How to get there by car?
Take Tobalaba to the south until it ends, turn left by lo cañas (cross the channel San Carlos), then turn right by El Hualle (one long block), turn left by Avenida central (long street up hills), one small block after a second channel turn left by Bailahuén norte, at the end of the street you´ll find the guards and you´ll have to tell them that you are going to parcela 72 Maritza Díaz.
Turn right (up hills), on block later turn left and in the end of the road turn right, continue straight, up hills, you will cross a estuary (there is a speed bump or badén) , after this estuary you have to see the parcelas atright hand only(if you see the left hand you´ll get confuse), aprox. the 5th parcela (plot) is number 72.

How to get there by colectivo? - Two options.
Take metro línea 4 and get off in Vicuña Mackenna station, go by Julio Vildosola street (next to Tottus supermarket) go straight untill you find a traffic light (avenida Walker martínez), turn right, about 100 metres you´ll find the colectivos 3027 a Santa Sofía de lo cañas, parcela 72, cost $1.800 per person (or thereabouts...)

Take metro línea 5 and get off in Bellavista de La Florida station, walk down the south by Vicuña Mackenna street, cross avda Américo Vespucio and you will find a church (San Vicente de Paul), about 100 metres to the left of the church in avenida Walker Martínez you´ll find the colectivos 3027 a Santa Sofía de lo cañas, parcela 72. cost $1800 per person (mas o menos)

Hash Trash #113



Circle Up! Hash #113 drank up on a rooftop in Centro. 

For what is probably the first time in SHHH history, the trail earned a positive rating and the hares escaped the shame of drinking down downs to the “Shitty Trail” song. Don’t worry, they still had to chug a down down, it just was to a different tune.

But even with an expertly marked trail, complete with heart chalk drawings, the runners skipped half their route because “they didn’t see the flour and HUGE arrows” pointing through the park. Note: If the walkers, who lose the trail 9 out of 10 hashes, return to the circle without any mishaps and the runners “get lost,” that’s called “short cutting.” Bastards!

Speaking of bastards, Daniel No Name, who was ordained Moon Job at this Hash #113, is also the new Front Running Bastard. Carissa No Name was also ordained. She shall now be called KY Not.

Carissa No Name is now KY Not.
Daniel No Name is now Moon Job. 

French Polisher starred as the Grand Master as the Hash circled up on a rooftop in Centro, which provided spectacular views of the Andes and Santiago city skyline at sunset. It was a relief when the sun went down for many of the wankers who don’t know what sunscreen is and left the barbecue looking like roasted tomatoes.

Public Health Announcement: Chile has no OOoooo-zone layer, so lather up with that creamy white goo you like so much for the upcoming summer hashes. On on!

To download the PDF of Hash Trash, which features more pictures, info for upcoming hashes and new Hash songs to learn, click here.

Gobble Gobble

Hello again Hashers!  What fun we had this past Saturday at Hash #112, festively dubbed "The Gobble Gobble Hash", hosted in Lo Barnachea at the beautiful home of Molposition, Chilepollagol, Beercrawler and Topless Tinkerbell.

the family that drinks together stays together

It was hot.  SUPER hot.  We could have scrapped the dashes of flour and put down uncooked Pillsbury biscuits instead - they would have baked in that sun.  And we wouldn't have been able to eat them because it was TOO FUCKING HOT for biscuits (and it's gross to eat ground-biscuits anyway).

It's either a turkey or someone's hand met an untimely end in a 1920's style gang shooting.

Despite the heat, the trail was a nice one.  Cumming Up For Air led us along the dusty streets, through a surprise parade,

over a footbridge, along the river,

past some horses,

tee hee!  that tickles. 

 
downhill, uphill,

and finally to a beer stop!  How long has it been since we've had a beer stop?!  And at a really cool bar, at that.  There were hundreds of old books strapped to the walls and old candles forming some impressive wax-drip sculptures.  All the kinds of things you'd want to be looking at while getting drunk on gigantic schops of beer.

beer time, time for beer.

The walkers got a bit lost, "as per usual" according to Sir Ladybug.  Tough day to get lost - they missed the beer stop completely.

We all managed to meet back up at the house on time to start our circle.  There were three namings to take care of: Michael, Meghann and Raul.

• Michael was affectionately named "Texas BJ Assacre", an homage to his Texan roots and love of oral sex.
• Miss Meghann was baptised "Long Hornstar", also a reference to Texas, but mostly a nod to her sexy sexy bod.
• Raul let slip that he works for a bank.  A respectable career, but not if you're taking "Bi-Weekly Deposit"s 

Apparently the beer and sun hit us all hard, because we were merrier than usual in our post-circle asado.  Chilepollagol manned the grill to produce plate after plate of mouth-watering meat.  We caroused until the sun went down, and then hopped into our cabs and buses and autos back to Santiago...to Flannery's, of course!   For karaoke, of course!

drink it down down down down down down down down down down down down down

unruly Hashers and obedient Virgins

It was the kind of Hash that makes you happy to be a part of the Hash family.  I, for one, am extremely grateful for such fine folk - it doesn't even matter that you're all sloppy slobbering alcohol abusers.  I love you anyway!

Next Hash #113 - Saturday 8th December

HASH NO: 113
NAME: "Downtown again hash"
DATE: Saturday 8th December
TIME: 4pm START (you need to arrive before this cause this is when we start the run)
PLACE: Lira 399, Santiago Centro
METRO: Santa Isabel or Santa Lucia
HOSTS: Just Carissa
HARES: Carissa
CO-HARE: ???
COST: $3.000
BRING: Meat/Salad/Booze to share for the after circle asado